part 260 pranks two days late

[aphanon_meme]

How goes it, meme that I do adore? For me, it goes well

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[takesyourcake]

Wasn't told about this. Can't see why we need it, anyhow.

[dam_stijl]

[almost makes a snippy comment about counseling - ]

Hey. Got a minute?

[takesyourcake]

Don't tell me y'failed again.

[man, you'd think he was laughing at you or summat]

[dam_stijl]

No. I didn't.

[he'd thank you but he's grumpy nicotine withdrawal yeah!]

[takesyourcake]

Noticed y'aren't smokin'. Did your lungs finally collapse, then?

[dam_stijl]

Your eyes give out or do you think you're listening to my thoughts?

[takesyourcake]

Implyin' you've got thoughts or anythin' t'think with?

[wait I think he's laughing at you]

[dam_stijl]

[he wants to throttle norwat]

You don't seem to if you don't know that you need lungs to speak.

[takesyourcake]

Well, y'aren't normal, see? Y'only seem to operate accordin' t'one thing, and s'not your head.

[dam_stijl]

[closes his eyes and grits his teeth]

Fine. Whatever you say. Anyway - you got a minute?

[takesyourcake]

Might have a minute dependin' on what you're goin' t'ask. Probably not, knowin' you. So hurry up.

[dam_stijl]

I was going to ask how not to think with my dick, as you put it.

[takesyourcake]

Ah. Can spare a second for that.

S'simple, see? Y'just use your brain instead.

[dam_stijl]

Do you have to speak in damn riddles? Just spit it out.

[takesyourcake]

Aye. Simplest way not t'think with your dick is t'just cut it off, don't you think? After all, goin' by th'most direct way is your style.

[dam_stijl]

[oh that's it, fuck this]

I think some people might want me to keep it.