Meme, darling, light of my life... is Livejournal... working? I'm not sure. I hope it's working again. I am crossing my fingers. Literally. It's hard to type like this though so I'm going to uncross them, but hopefully that will not hurt the luck. But, anyway... how was your week so far? Mine has been pretty good. I got a package in the mail I've
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ATTENTION MEME.
In keeping with the negotiations on 13 March, 2011, the nation of Iceland has now been made the thirteenth province of the Netherlands.
Effective immediately:
Jóhanna Sigurðardóttir is now state secretary in the cabinet of the Netherlands.
The Province of Iceland must follow all laws of its country, including drug and prostitution laws.
The Financial Supervisory Authority shall be under control of the Dutch government.
Tighter regulations on Atlantic cod fisheries.
Welcome to the EU, Ice.
[pins a photocopy of the original document under it, and straightens it until they're perfectly parallel]
As of March 13, 2011, the nation of Ísland hereby allows the Koninkrijk der Nederlanden to rule over his lands.
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do you have period cramps
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Do I look like a woman to you?
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i think you have it baaaaad
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[but still - what if it's right? he can't take chances]
What're the symptoms. Tell me.
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i think you got it
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Weird-face, how do I know for sure.
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you're on a man period
also you might start bleeding out your butt if you ignore the warning signs
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Is - [takes a dramatic drag] - it's not lethal. Right.
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you'll probably be all right, but if your butt starts hurting you'll need to take a rest and lie down
a lot
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Is there a way to prevent it?
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it might have already started on you though, you must act before it's too late
or you can just bleed out your ass for a week
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I see. [he will have to think on it. in a monologue voice-over over a scene of him smoking in a library chair. by a fireplace]
[frowns] I could handle it. [it'd make a good sub-plot]
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just tell everyone you had really wild and crazy butt sex!
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