part 259 dramatic close ups with a wide angle lense

Mar 30, 2011 16:55

Meme, darling, light of my life... is Livejournal... working? I'm not sure. I hope it's working again. I am crossing my fingers. Literally. It's hard to type like this though so I'm going to uncross them, but hopefully that will not hurt the luck. But, anyway... how was your week so far? Mine has been pretty good. I got a package in the mail I've ( Read more... )

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Drama time. dam_stijl March 30 2011, 22:21:37 UTC
[walks to the the nearest meme bulletin board and sticks this sign up]

ATTENTION MEME.

In keeping with the negotiations on 13 March, 2011, the nation of Iceland has now been made the thirteenth province of the Netherlands.

Effective immediately:
Jóhanna Sigurðardóttir is now state secretary in the cabinet of the Netherlands.
The Province of Iceland must follow all laws of its country, including drug and prostitution laws.
The Financial Supervisory Authority shall be under control of the Dutch government.
Tighter regulations on Atlantic cod fisheries.

Welcome to the EU, Ice.

[pins a photocopy of the original document under it, and straightens it until they're perfectly parallel]

As of March 13, 2011, the nation of Ísland hereby allows the Koninkrijk der Nederlanden to rule over his lands.

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Re: Drama time. dam_stijl March 30 2011, 22:26:30 UTC
why is your arm crossed over your waist

do you have period cramps

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New iconnnns. dam_stijl March 30 2011, 22:28:01 UTC
[looks down and moves his hand to his pocket, instead]

Do I look like a woman to you?

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Re: New iconnnns. dam_stijl March 30 2011, 22:29:21 UTC
are you on your MAN PERIOD

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dam_stijl March 30 2011, 22:32:01 UTC
The hell is that?

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dam_stijl March 30 2011, 22:38:47 UTC
it's a man PMS

i think you have it baaaaad

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/adds some Soap-y Goodness to this RP dam_stijl March 30 2011, 22:41:16 UTC
Shut up.

[but still - what if it's right? he can't take chances]

What're the symptoms. Tell me.

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Re: /adds some Soap-y Goodness to this RP dam_stijl March 30 2011, 22:51:34 UTC
acting like a jackass, having a stick up your asshole, being grumpy and irritable for no reason, not believing anon

i think you got it

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dam_stijl March 30 2011, 22:59:28 UTC
[hey. how dare that fucking stupid face say - oh. oh]

Weird-face, how do I know for sure.

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dam_stijl March 30 2011, 23:04:26 UTC
if you have any urges to be rude, threaten people, or sulk or swear
you're on a man period

also you might start bleeding out your butt if you ignore the warning signs

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dam_stijl March 30 2011, 23:14:55 UTC
[oh no. oh. fuck no. this news - ]

Is - [takes a dramatic drag] - it's not lethal. Right.

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dam_stijl March 30 2011, 23:20:41 UTC
women get their periods every month and they usually don't die from it

you'll probably be all right, but if your butt starts hurting you'll need to take a rest and lie down

a lot

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dam_stijl March 30 2011, 23:34:53 UTC
[oh. yeah. of course. pull yourself together, ned]

Is there a way to prevent it?

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dam_stijl March 30 2011, 23:37:40 UTC
you can prevent it by being nice to everyone

it might have already started on you though, you must act before it's too late

or you can just bleed out your ass for a week

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dam_stijl March 30 2011, 23:44:12 UTC
[but his cover will be blown, and he can't afford that right now]

I see. [he will have to think on it. in a monologue voice-over over a scene of him smoking in a library chair. by a fireplace]

[frowns] I could handle it. [it'd make a good sub-plot]

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dam_stijl March 30 2011, 23:50:15 UTC
i'm sure you could handle the intense pain

just tell everyone you had really wild and crazy butt sex!

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