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part 255 kings of bling

Mar 13, 2011 17:25

My name is Charles the II. ... but not really! I hope everyone's weekend was good, I've been shoveling even more snow since Thursday! I guess all the snow this winter is to make up for the lack of it in the past few years... snow debt. I blame the groundhog ( Read more... )

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+1 (ALSO I FUCKING LOVE QICHI OKEY?) dam_stijl March 14 2011, 07:47:22 UTC

[he's here. at the bottom of the page. he also does not give one fuck]

Re: +1 (ALSO I FUCKING LOVE QICHI OKEY?) dam_stijl March 14 2011, 07:55:54 UTC

'Scuse me, mister?

dam_stijl March 14 2011, 07:57:01 UTC

"Excuse you" what.

dam_stijl March 14 2011, 07:59:39 UTC

Ummm, ummmm... I was just wondering, if maybe, you knowwww...

dam_stijl March 14 2011, 08:06:34 UTC

[huff]

Wondering what. Spit it out.

dam_stijl March 14 2011, 08:07:37 UTC

I'm not s'posed to spit, but--

[spits on the ground]

Will you play a game with me?!

dam_stijl March 14 2011, 08:10:38 UTC

[that's kinda funny, actually]

I might. What kind of game are you talkin' about?

dam_stijl March 14 2011, 08:11:41 UTC

[grins]

Dental hygienist!

dam_stijl March 14 2011, 08:14:51 UTC

[....]

Tell me about it and we'll see.

dam_stijl March 14 2011, 08:16:50 UTC

Oh, it's really fun! You get to be the patient, and I'm the dental hygienist! You can lay umm... in a chair or on the ground, and then I look in your mouth!

It's just like doctor, but without the little thing that they bang against your knee.

Please? Pleee~eeeeeeease? Noone ever plays it with me!

dam_stijl March 14 2011, 08:22:07 UTC

[...thinks]

[........thinks]

What do you do once you look at my mouth?

[he's stalling, don't mind him]

dam_stijl March 14 2011, 08:25:43 UTC

Ain't you ever been to a dentist? I go all the time--

[opens her mouth and pokes a cavity]

Cussh I gotsh cavisities!

[takes her finger out and wipes it on her shirt]

So I'm gonna be the dental hygienist lady! It's fun! I look at your teeeeth... and stuuuff...

dam_stijl March 14 2011, 08:33:50 UTC

[hmph] Of course I've been to the dentist.

[well...]

Fine, where do I go?

[and for the billion time he thinks - this place is so strange]

dam_stijl March 14 2011, 08:36:49 UTC

[oh look, a couch popped out of nowhere]

Lay right here and I'll be right back to play okay? I have to get into character!

dam_stijl March 14 2011, 08:42:10 UTC

[he does - but if anon gets any funny dominating ideas, he's out]

Sure.

dam_stijl March 14 2011, 08:43:28 UTC

[anon is too young for that] [well--naw, naw]

[comes back in with an overdone frown]

[SIIIIIIIGHS]

You should've been in for a cleaning two months ago!!

[walks over]

Open up, come on!

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