part 254 lizard queens

[aphanon_meme]

Good afternoon! Or evening, or night, or morning. Or twilight. Do you have any quotes that make you feel better no matter what? One of my favorites is I AM THE LIZARD QUEEEEN from the Simpsons. I don't know why, but those five words always put me in a much better mood! Actually most Simpsons quotes do, really. Sometimes I imagine America like

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FUCKING DARE http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/66813.html?thread=655108093#t655108093

[ca_na_duh]

[shuffles awkwardly up to America]

Um. Hey. I have a dare to do. Mind if I do it?

HAHAHAHAHA

[timesa_changing]

[has learned to DREAD truth or dare things any time he sees Canada come within SIX FEET OF HIM]

I bet I will, so you better just hurry up and do it. It'll be worse if you try explainin' it first.

/FLIPS YOU

[ca_na_duh]

But... [WELL. He doesn't want a punch. NO ONE BETTER BE WATCHING] F-fine.

[pulls down his pants and boxers]

/OWLS AT YOU UPSIDE-DOWN

[timesa_changing]

What are you doing.

DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

/buhyoos at

[ca_na_duh]

[Trying to remember the lyrics to God Save The Queen]

Doing my dare. Sorry.

[Oh, and have The Elephant Dance too; swaying his hips around as he sings]

God save our gracious Queen
Long live our noble Queen...

/swats 1/3

[timesa_changing]

2/3

[timesa_changing]

[timesa_changing]

WHAT THE HELL, CANADA, PUT YOUR DICK AWAY BEFORE SOMEBODY SEES YOU DOING-- DOING....THAT. Oh shit man, I know you ain't doin' the Elephant Dance on me. YOU AREN'T A FRAT BOY, PUT IT UP.

Jesus wept are you singin' England's song too, DID HE PUT YOU UP TO THIS? [hands over face] DAMN, DUDE!

[ca_na_duh]

--God save the Queen
Send her victorious
Happy and glorious
Long to reign over us
God save the Queen.

[add a few more wang swaying]

I-it's a dare!

[PULLS HIS PANTS UP OUT OF EMBARRASSMENT]

[timesa_changing]

[potentially scarred for the rest of this century]

[possibly the next]

[and no it would not help if you told him he'd already seen it]

You can say no to dares! Especially if it's got to do with danglin' your dick at other dudes! JUST SAY NO, CANADA.

[ca_na_duh]

[He's NEVER going to live it down. EVER

He shall have nightmares for the rest of his life]

I just wanted to make them happy! [turns around to hide how fucking embarrassed he is. SO. DAMN. AWKWARD]

[timesa_changing]

[HASN'T NOTICED, still shielding his eyes]

[actually trying to press them back into his head to burn that image out of his brain]

Thanks a lot, Wang Chung.

[and no, Canada will never live this down]

[ca_na_duh]

[sadfdsgf] Don't call me that! I said that I was sorry!

[HEADWALLS]