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part 254 lizard queens

Mar 08, 2011 15:34

Good afternoon! Or evening, or night, or morning. Or twilight. Do you have any quotes that make you feel better no matter what? One of my favorites is I AM THE LIZARD QUEEEEN from the Simpsons. I don't know why, but those five words always put me in a much better mood! Actually most Simpsons quotes do, really. Sometimes I imagine America like ( Read more... )

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Dare. Mun warns for slow though. dam_stijl March 10 2011, 05:48:48 UTC

[he has no idea what's coming]

Re: Dare. Mun warns for slow though. dam_stijl March 10 2011, 05:50:31 UTC

Make out with ca_na_duh!

You can't tell him it's a dare!

eyes.gif to you too! dam_stijl March 10 2011, 05:56:30 UTC

[maybe this place isn't as bad as he thought]

Re: Dare. Mun warns for slow though. dam_stijl March 10 2011, 05:58:37 UTC

Speak only in haiku for the rest of the part.

FUCK that'll be rough. dam_stijl March 10 2011, 06:07:43 UTC

if I speak this way
do I have to fuck this way
because that is lame

Re: FUCK that'll be rough. dam_stijl March 10 2011, 06:10:54 UTC

I'm not sure how you'd fuck in 5-7-5 anyway, so no, quite alright!

Re: FUCK that'll be rough. dam_stijl March 10 2011, 06:15:43 UTC

Huh. Well that is good.
[or else he would be quite pissed]
What about kissing?

Re: FUCK that'll be rough. dam_stijl March 10 2011, 06:16:40 UTC

I guess you don't haaaave to, if you don't think you can~

Re: FUCK that'll be rough. dam_stijl March 10 2011, 06:27:13 UTC

[is that a challenge?]
Fuck no, I think that I can.
[but does he want to]

http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/66813.html?thread=653599741#t653599741 lookscold March 10 2011, 06:03:03 UTC

[ Well... England wasn't exactly around. And he kinda owes you money, too, so... Next best thing, right? There just won't be as much hate behind his cod slap.

Sneaks up behind.

BAM.

Fish slime on your cheek now. Awesome. ]

Hello, haikus. dam_stijl March 10 2011, 06:10:24 UTC

[WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT]
Are you fucking kidding me?
Gonna beat your ass.

ROFL OH MAN lookscold March 10 2011, 06:16:41 UTC

[ Baaaaaaacks up. ]

I-It was a dare. No need for beating any asses...

[ That came out wrong. Probably. ]

CAN'T. TYPE. SO MUCH LAUGHING. dam_stijl March 10 2011, 06:24:37 UTC

[he don' give a fuck]
You smacked me with a damn cod.
Apologize, kid.

NETHERLANDS YOUR HAIKUS ARE SEXY lookscold March 10 2011, 06:29:32 UTC

... Fine. Sorry.

[ ... Only because you can seriously beat him up. ]

It's still not my fault, though.

EVERYTHING NETHERLANDS DOES IS SEXY. dam_stijl March 10 2011, 06:37:53 UTC

[okay, that's better]
I don't care if it isn't.
[ew get this slime off]

Re: Dare. Mun warns for slow though. dam_stijl March 10 2011, 06:07:01 UTC

Pants the next nation you meet. It's dangerous to go alone, take this.

/gives you chewy mints

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