part 254 lizard queens

[aphanon_meme]

Good afternoon! Or evening, or night, or morning. Or twilight. Do you have any quotes that make you feel better no matter what? One of my favorites is I AM THE LIZARD QUEEEEN from the Simpsons. I don't know why, but those five words always put me in a much better mood! Actually most Simpsons quotes do, really. Sometimes I imagine America like

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+1 poke for Romano or England

[ca_na_duh]

[He's hungry]

[Wishes England had invited him around for pancakes]

/punches

[timesa_changing]

Did you take Beebs back yet?

WHY DID YOU PUNCH ME

[ca_na_duh]

[STARES]

What is a Beebs?

my love is painful as most love is

[timesa_changing]

Bieber! Justin Bieber! Did you take him back yet?

ARE YOU SIREN IN DISGUISE

[ca_na_duh]

Ohh. Uh, no? I think he's on tour or something.

what no.

[timesa_changing]

You THINK?! Why don't you keep tabs on that dude? I heard he made Germany cry the other day.

;3;

[ca_na_duh]

I can't keep tracks of everyone, America... And huh? He did?

[timesa_changing]

Yeah, he totally did. I saw a picture.

You don't even keep track of your celebrities? It isn't like you got a bunch of 'em!

[ca_na_duh]

...I think I should go say sorry to Germany. [worrying!]

Pft. Believe it or not, I do other things .

[timesa_changing]

Oh yeah, that'll go over real well. I can see it now. HEY MAN, SORRY THE BEEBS MADE YOU CRY, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A SECRET THING FOR HIM.

Like what?

[ca_na_duh]

Obviously I won't be using your phrasing [glare]

Like eating ice cream and stuff!

[timesa_changing]

[your glare beams have no effect on him, man]

That's not a hobby! D'you even have hobbies? Y'know, how like England's got his girly sewing and France's got his perving on everybody and running from things?

[ca_na_duh]

I do have hobbies. Um. There's ice hockey. Making pancakes. [THINKS] Er. Um.

[timesa_changing]

Hockey's pretty awesome! That's even pretty manly of ya, too.

But then you went and made it not as manly. Aw man, I'm hungry now. Why'd you have to go and talk about food?

[ca_na_duh]

I like food! Especially maple syrup and pancakes, and hot stacks and even poutine taste nice with it!

lol i forgot our ooc thread was not our rp thread

[timesa_changing]

You keep eatin' junk like that you're just gonna end up with an even bigger ass than what you already got.