part 254 lizard queens

[aphanon_meme]

Good afternoon! Or evening, or night, or morning. Or twilight. Do you have any quotes that make you feel better no matter what? One of my favorites is I AM THE LIZARD QUEEEEN from the Simpsons. I don't know why, but those five words always put me in a much better mood! Actually most Simpsons quotes do, really. Sometimes I imagine America like

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[chibimano]

... Spain always liked you better.

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[dam_stijl]

[....]

What.

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[chibimano]

I-I said Spain always liked you better!

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[dam_stijl]

Why the hell would you say that. [grumble] That idiot had better not like me.

[he doesn't even notice he's clenching his jaw]

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[chibimano]

... 'Cause he always liked you! B-But better!

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[dam_stijl]

[turns and lights a smoke. give him a sec]

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[chibimano]

[Watches]

[Will never understand how you can stand smoking]

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[dam_stijl]

[huffs it out]

[he's okay with that, he already got smacked with a book]

Okay. [mmm calming nicotine] And what makes you think that?

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[chibimano]

Spain said so! [Making this up]

[He's really only saying this to piss you off]

Next tag might be slow #ihavetopee orz

[dam_stijl]

[snort]

He did. And why should I trust a squirt like you.

[smirks through the next exhale]

[this would've been much worse if he'd been outta smokes]

mm take your time!

[chibimano]

We smoked together! So we're friends!

Thanks /o\

[dam_stijl]

[aw shit now he acts cute]

Well.

[he's gotta think. and smoke]

[shrug] Kids are easy to trick.

[good job Ned]

No problem! o/

[chibimano]

What?

[dam_stijl]

You heard me.

[chibimano]

You tricked me?

[dam_stijl]

[wha-]

No. I'm saying Spain tricked you, kid. That's not true.