part 249 candy hearts that taste like chalk but you eat them anyway

[aphanon_meme]

Happppy Valentine's Day! I am typing slowly. You can't tell this by reading but I am. I hope your day was wonderful and that if you got candy hearts you like the taste of them... because if you don't it'd be weird. I didn't get any but I thought about them. Oh, I found this puppy Valentine and I thought MEME! Puppy Puppy PuppyEnjoy part 249

Comments

[notunaforyou]

[see icon keywords]

[fruited_plain]

Oh, hey Monaco! What're you doing here?

[notunaforyou]

[crosses arms tighter]

I am doing nothing.

[hasn't quite grasped the fact that she posted here and all]

[fruited_plain]

Oh.

Okay.

[offers jacket]

You look kinda cold.

[notunaforyou]

[aaaaaand hunches her shoulders]

What makes you say that?

[she's not cold, she's just being difficult]

[fruited_plain]

Cause you're all hunched over and your arms are crossed and they're bare and I see chill bumps.

[shakes coat at you]

C'mon, take it! I don't want ya to get sick!

[notunaforyou]

[considers this]

If you say so...

[and finally breaks down and takes your coat]

...What are you doing here, Amérique?

[fruited_plain]

Nothin' much. Just wandering about thinking of stuff for Lithuania's party but man I totally forgot to ask him when his off days were.

What about you?

[notunaforyou]

Ah, non, I meant here in this thread.

[may or may not be beginning to slowly realize that she posted here under you and all]

[fruited_plain]

Huh?

Oh.

[looks up]

Thought it was kinda a blatant thing to advertise around here, ya know?

[she's definitely not going to get it]

Wait, why're you here?

Sorry if I'm being slow! I don't know what's wrong with me tonight! /3\

[notunaforyou]

I was here for the same reason, but it seems that the two of us may have inadvertently come under the rule of...said advertisement by trying to mention it here at all.

D: If you want to go, go ahead! I don't mind!

[fruited_plain]

...

[oh]

Do we... do we have to? I mean is something going to happen to us if we don't?

[knows far too well the curses of the meme]

No, it's fine! I've just had a few drinks and am trying not to be terribly OOC. orz

[notunaforyou]

I don't know for certain, but it is possible that something bad may happen to us if we try to break the rules.

[she just had this conversation a few days ago, and she hasn't seen the person she had it with (and who broke the rules), so...]

Ohoho drunk rping I see I see

[fruited_plain]

[just]

[this face]

But we don't even know each other that well! 'sides that whole stripper thing and you were really awesome and hot and stuff but it was a dare and it's be really awkward and and and are you sure you want to?!

Not DRUNK, just...not completely sober.

[notunaforyou]

[aaahhh man, that face]

If it makes you so uncomfortable, Amérique, I am sure it would be all right if we did not do it. After all, we were merely stating our aversion to such a thing...

still makes for fun times

[fruited_plain]

No no no I mean it doesn't make me uncomfortable doing it with ya cause you're uhm you're really hot and stuff it's just kinda sudden you know?

And yeah hahaha we're both just kinda like, "huh this is stupid," right?