part 249 candy hearts that taste like chalk but you eat them anyway

[aphanon_meme]

Happppy Valentine's Day! I am typing slowly. You can't tell this by reading but I am. I hope your day was wonderful and that if you got candy hearts you like the taste of them... because if you don't it'd be weird. I didn't get any but I thought about them. Oh, I found this puppy Valentine and I thought MEME! Puppy Puppy PuppyEnjoy part 249

Comments

hiii

[fruited_plain]

[opportunity!]

I dare you to make out with me!

Re: hiii

[cymru_am_bith]

[ WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ]

E-er... w--... wossit you says...?

Re: hiii

[fruited_plain]

[she has dares to do man, dares to do]

I dared you to make out with me! But you can't just like, grab me and stuff and have at it. Okay?

Re: hiii

[cymru_am_bith]

[ oh hullo familiar burning sensation on the ears ]

A-America... b-bit sudden, that, you know, er--

[ backing up a little, you're freaking him out just a touch ]

Re: hiii

[fruited_plain]

Aw c'mooooon. A simple yes or no works!

[doesn't notice the backing up]

[or impending freak out]

Re: hiii

[cymru_am_bith]

[ of course not, that would imply reading the atmosphere ]

[ .... she's very bad at reading anything at all ]

[ okay, old boy, time to weigh out pros and cons ]

Y-you... you really want me to... do that, eh?

Re: hiii

[fruited_plain]

For the last time, yeeeeessss!

Geez if you're gonna be that indecisive I'll just go ask someone else!

[turns to leave]

Re: hiii

[cymru_am_bith]

[ chance SLIPPING AWAY screw pros and cons ]

W-wait a tic--! I'll... er, I'll do it...!

[ boss does tell him to liven up a little, so... ]

Re: hiii

[fruited_plain]

Awesome! You're the best!

[runs up to and huuugs but then lets go]

Another dare down, one to go!

[runs off]

Re: hiii

[cymru_am_bith]

B-but--!

[ .... the hell just happened here ]