part 249 candy hearts that taste like chalk but you eat them anyway

[aphanon_meme]

Happppy Valentine's Day! I am typing slowly. You can't tell this by reading but I am. I hope your day was wonderful and that if you got candy hearts you like the taste of them... because if you don't it'd be weird. I didn't get any but I thought about them. Oh, I found this puppy Valentine and I thought MEME! Puppy Puppy PuppyEnjoy part 249

Comments

....I think Estonia would top :Va

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[BRANDISHES FIRECRACKERS]

I'M UP FOR THAT

[xiaolongbaozhu]

ohhhh firework-play
kinky

FFFFFFFF

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[GLARE]

AWW YEAH YOU KNOW IT

[stop_hacking_me]

[points rifle at]
[he's prepared to... not be made into a sad cowering puppy, this time]

Stay away.

PLEASE BE GENTLE

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[lights firecrackers nonchalantly]

[FLINGS AT]

I make no promises.

[stop_hacking_me]

[SIDESTEPS]
[backing away, still pointing at]

Why won't you stop this?

iyaaaaaaaaaaan estonia-san

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[AND ANOTHER ONE]

I dunno, it's like, kinda fun.

TAKE IT >:|

[stop_hacking_me]

Stop it! I-I'll shoot!

[...that would probably be convincing if his hands weren't shaking a bit at the thought of firing at another nation]

Y-YAMETE KUDASAI also fdskj internet decided to be stupid for an hour

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[sticks a firecracker into gun barrel]

it's fine, but fffff idk why I'm still awake

[stop_hacking_me]

[dfhfgjh how did you get so close]

[shoots off into the sky and scrambles backwards]

sfkdjjkfsd I wasn't expecting you to be awake, GO TO BED NAO.

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[like a ninja yo]

[--AND SFKJSF OKAY THAT SCARED HIM and he falls and lands on his bum]

...i-it's actually loaded!?

I will... eventually...

[stop_hacking_me]

[GOOD, a chance to widen the gap between them again]

...Why wouldn't it be?

NAOOOOOOOOOOO. щ(ಠ益ಠщ)

[xiaolongbaozhu]

I-I didn't think it was, okay.

[he thought you had been trying to threaten him with a plastic toy]

;~; just a few more games of minesweeper

[stop_hacking_me]

[...he's taking this as an insult to his intelligence.]

After yesterday, I'd have to be stupid not to load it...

ALMOST FORGOT TO FLIP A TABLE AT YOU (屮♉д♉)屮 彡 ┻━┻

[xiaolongbaozhu]

You could like, kill someone with that...

[nevermind that that's what he's sort of been trying to do to you, um]

FINE, I'LL JUST MAKE A BLANKET FORT IN IT. :|

[stop_hacking_me]

I'd rather not, but if I have to defend myself...

[yeah, he's looking at you]