part 247 barnyard friends

[aphanon_meme]

Hi meme! Happy Superbowl Sunday, I suppose, even though I don't watch football and I'm way more excited for Titanic 2 which starts in a few minutes OH YEAH. I'm sure it will be an amazing piece of cinema, too. I hope your weekend went well! At least the snow has (mostly) stopped here, though things are still buried

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[xiaoxiongmaozi]

[JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE--]

[oh wait]

[brows]

[tries to grab at your tail]

[lionendswell]

[swishes his tail]

[ah, a panda, much less threatening- now, who might this be?]

[You there, what are you doing?]

[xiaoxiongmaozi]

[Trying to pluck hairs from your tail.]

[and he does!]

[lionendswell]

[OW]

[GOD]

[DAMNIT]

[all right, so he's quite sure now]

[BOY- YOU-]

[warning paw swipe at you]

[xiaoxiongmaozi]

[dodges by rolling across ground as an adorable fuzzy black and white ball of fuzz!]

[plucks out another few hairs]

[lionendswell]

[dang roly poly pandas]

[RRRROOOOOOAAAAAAR]

[SITS ON HIS TAIL so there]

[xiaoxiongmaozi]

[CAN YOU HANDRE THE ROLY POLY]

[climbs up your back and clings to your mane]

[lionendswell]

[OWWWWWWW]

[ROOAAARS MORE]

[That's it! You're in trouble after this, boy!]

[nooo his beautiful- well, a bit messy- mane!]

[xiaoxiongmaozi]

[plucks out a strand of hair from his mane~]

[lionendswell]

[You're going to ruin my hair, you-]

[tries to roll around grgh]

[xiaoxiongmaozi]

[clings on in what is probably not the wisest option]

[but if he's crushed to death you'll be responsible and you don't want that]

[...d-do you?]

[lionendswell]

[no, too much paperwork]

[rolls back onto the other side WHY YOU NO LEARN BOY]

[xiaoxiongmaozi]

[scrambles off]

[tries pulling hard on your tail to see what happens]

[lionendswell]

[RAGE METER: MAXIMUM]

[ROOOOAAAAAR]

[xiaoxiongmaozi]

[TRIES TO ROAR BACK]

[SQUEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK]

[lionendswell]

[AHAHAHAAA insert lion laughter here]

[lion snicker]