part 239 ones named Sailor Moon

[aphanon_meme]

My nose, she is stuffed... and female. How's winter treating you, if you're ~lucky~ enough to be in cold weather for winter? I like the cold weather itself (ohh chills and icyness ahh I love it), I just hate colds. And coughs. And sneezes. BUT. Anywho!

Enjoy part 239! :)

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Comments

fuck 8(

[ca_na_duh]

[ZOOMS UP TO AMERICA]

I am the Mapledude and I want to take you out on a date!

dang bb, it's only their second date, slow down. /TERRIBLE

[timesa_changing]

[tries producing some flowers for you out of his sleeve]

[...have some crumpled candy wrappers instead. Whoops.]

Are you sure you can handle a date with the MINDFREAK?

/SPEECHLESS ............

[ca_na_duh]

[stares at the empty candy wrappers]

Not to worry, I can use my superpowers to clean those up for you!

[......DOES SHOOTING LIGHTNING OUT OF YOUR ASS WORK]

Of course I can! I am THE MAPLEDUDE!

:> :> :>

[timesa_changing]

I can vanish them back into nothingness with MY powers! 'cause I am Criss Angel.....[ultra-dramatic pause]

MINDFREAK.

...nuh, you're Canada. You're Canada, and I'm supposed to save you from England! What part of you did he invade?! I'll make a limo appear out of nowhere and drop it on him!

I am so never saying fuck to you again

[ca_na_duh]

Ahahaha, who is Criss Angel? The Mapledude has never heard of 'em!

Oh, I am Canada, the 51st state of America! And he invaded my chest when I was a girl!

Oh, I seriously doubt that. Though it does make me buhyoo

[timesa_changing]

I AM CRISS ANGEL. THE MINDFREAK. The MINDFREAK. I walked on water, sir, surely you have heard of me. Or did I simply reach into your mind and remove part of your memory?

Mindfreak.

[cue the weird handwaving again, which ends with him dramatically placing his hands on Canada's chest]

I'll protect your chest!

what is so buhyoo about me saying fuck?!

[ca_na_duh]

[STARES] Maybe you did?

I can protect my chest too! [places hands over America's] For I am the Mapledude!

idk but when you do it catches me off guard so i'm like BUHYOO

[timesa_changing]

That's right. I DID, and all without you seeing it.

No no, I've been assigned this task from an anonymous fan-...person. I have to do it, no matter what!

you should see me saying fuck a lot on twitter then ahahahaa

[ca_na_duh]

Oh wow, cool! [IN SO MUCH AWE RIGHT NOW]

Oh, well, the Mapledude can use backup, eh?

/snort

[timesa_changing]

[chestpuffs]

Definitely! Especially someone with my kinda magical prow...poweress...prowssesses.

[pats his chest]

canada would never say fuck though...unless REALLY pissed off or drunk

[ca_na_duh]

I like your prowessess! That's why I'm going to date you and the other Americas!

Re: canada would never say fuck though...unless REALLY pissed off or drunk

[timesa_changing]

Well, I guess you'll have to date me! Otherwise I can't protect your chest regions.

Or could I? I bet I could, even from far distances. I'm working on teleportation!