part 236 cocktail weenies

[aphanon_meme]

Happy After-Christmas-Not-Quite-New-Year's! This part title is brought to you by those small cocktail wieners that you dip in stuff and they are small but still delicious and perfect for almost any occassion. Wieners? Weiners? Idk. I hope your weekend was great, whether you celebrated Christmas or simply had a nice relaxing weekend

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[ca_na_duh]

[hears her name!]

Yeah? Oh, hey America.

[timesa_changing]

Well hey lady! Hey, beautiful. D'you rent or own?

[ca_na_duh]

dude, she's, like, your brother

+1

[ca_na_duh]

Yeah, man, that's creepy.

[timesa_changing]

Nuh uh. My brother ain't a chick.

+1

[ca_na_duh]

/monocle stare

[ca_na_duh]

[STARE] W-wha...?! America, it's me! Canada!

[timesa_changing]

Those win-...

What.

WHAT?! DUDE. Dude, you were gonna let me pick you up! What's WRONG with you?!

[ca_na_duh]

I didn't just let you! You just started to hit on me!

[timesa_changing]

Yes you did!! You didn't even say you were you you just came all up in my space with your boob and your chick face and...and...

Ain't right. Ain't natural, man.

[ca_na_duh]

[FLUSHING SO HARD] Stop saying that about me!

What did you want me for anyway?

Sorry I'm slooow /phonepostin

[timesa_changing]

What?! Quit pointin' 'em at me!

I have to do stuff for a dare. I mean not stuff. A thing. NOT THAT THING JUST somethin' case they said

[flustered and MISERABLE NOW]

it's okey bb ;3;

[ca_na_duh]

Pointing what at you?!

A dare? [she can hear warning bells] What are you dared to do...?

Re: it's okey bb ;3;

[timesa_changing]

[points at her chest]

THOSE, Tits McGee!

They said I have to kiss you. But they didn't say you were all...WEIRD now

Er. WeirdER.

[ca_na_duh]

[WRAPS COAT AROUND HER BOOBS]

D-don't look at them! I did not point them at you.

....What....kiss me again?

I'm not weird!

And I have to go for a little. Will be back! ;3;/

[timesa_changing]

Don't put them out there for people to look at! Shit man, don't you know how tits work?! Eye magnets!

Yeah. Yeah, that...but...DUDE.