Axis Powers Hetalia anon meme (Part 200)

[aphanon_meme]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEME!

Do you feel old? I know I do. I can hardly believe it's been well over a year since we first started! I can hardly believe it's been about 8 months since I could hardly believe that it was part 100!. You guys make this place what it is, and for that I love ya. I was trying to think of what I wanted to say, but I realized that

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boom de yaða, boom de yaða

[whatsthehammer]

/DRINKS ON THE MEME

/200 PARTS FUCK YEAH

I love everythin'!

Re: boom de yaða, boom de yaða

[whatsthehammer]

Do you love me??

Re: boom de yaða, boom de yaða

[whatsthehammer]

[is more than a little buzzed right now]

[will be professing his love for a great many people and things tonight]

Well, sure! Have a drink while yer here, Faceless!

Re: boom de yaða, boom de yaða

[whatsthehammer]

Really?! You love me?

[grabs a drink]

We should get married, married, married!

Re: boom de yaða, boom de yaða

[whatsthehammer]

But 'm already gettin' married, Faceless.

'less ya wanna be a mistress, or summat!

Re: boom de yaða, boom de yaða

[whatsthehammer]

ALREADY GETTING MARRIED?!

[downs said drink]

Life is so unfair! It's like, like you meet a guy who loves you, and then he's getting marred to someone else!

Re: boom de yaða, boom de yaða

[whatsthehammer]

Well, 's more like a political union, so's not really th'same. Some folks have unions without.

[drinks more to jog his memory]

But Faceless said they wanted t'make it all marriage-like, so 's how it's gonna be.

Re: boom de yaða, boom de yaða

[whatsthehammer]

[grabs another drink]

so even you don't want to get married!

[drinks]

I tell ya, Denmark, this whole marriage dealie is gonna end up in messes and money... that's how they all end!

Re: boom de yaða, boom de yaða

[whatsthehammer]

Iunno! I'm just tryin' t'get us s'more territory, yanno? More schtuff so we can 'splore more! An-- an' not gotta answer t'people! 'cuz.

[leans in like he's imparting a very important secret]

M'boss thinks convertin's gonna be the way t'go stay in control'a things where we are.

[also, punctuating this with messy jabs and waves of his beer]

Buuuuullshiiiiiiiiiit, I tell ya! We just gotta stay strong, that's all! An' pound the shit outta anyone who tries t'make us do...do anythin'!

Re: boom de yaða, boom de yaða

[whatsthehammer]

[grabs yet another drink]

Right! S'right! You can't gotta listen to nobody but you! I mean so.. so what if meme's all, ohhh Denmark, you can't take our land and steal our women, you just gotta - gotta do it! Yeah!

Re: boom de yaða, boom de yaða

[whatsthehammer]

YEAH! So 's what th'union's for! 'cuszh nobody saysh no t'Danmark, an' sho now. Now itsh all mine!

[problem solved! just like that.]

Re: boom de yaða, boom de yaða

[whatsthehammer]

Huhhh... but y'knowwww not everyone's s'gonna... gonna care that yer married to anon, y'know? They don't gotta listen just cause of that!

So sorry! Falling asleep at the keyboard!

[whatsthehammer]

Naaaaaah, 's not like that, see? She's like-- yanno. Like me an' the others, only fer Meme Country!

go sleeeep

[whatsthehammer]

[blinks a few times]

Baby baby, we don't have one of those...

Going!

[whatsthehammer]

Sure ya do! Got no face, just like most of the lot of ya!