part 181 maids a milking

[aphanon_meme]

Fiiiive golden rings... four... humming birds? Uhh something. I don't know. I don't know why this song has been in my head all day, either. I hope your day has been good! :)

Enjoy part 181!

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[osmaniac]

[stomps, clutching one of the comics from the boxes]

Found ya, deranged pervert!

[wrath_ofkhan]

Huh? Oh, hey, it's you! What're you talkin' about?

[squints at the comic in your hand; he can't make out what it is with you crumpling it up]

What's that thing?

[osmaniac]

Pretendin not to know? Piled em all up in boxes and hid behind em.

[throws it to you]

Ya drew these didntcha.

[wrath_ofkhan]

Hey, I didn't do nothin'!

[catches it]

[opens it and looks]

...

[squints]

[YELLS and tosses it away-that's definitely not yogurt-then wipes his hands on his... breastplate thing]

Eugh, what is that!? Gross, real gross! Oh! [shudder]

[osmaniac]

...Good actin. Almost looked as if ya ain't makin and collectin this stuff.

[wrath_ofkhan]

Hey, I wouldn't make this stuff in a thousand years! You're the pervert, diggin' it up an' carryin' it around!

...Hey, you talkin' about those boxes I was usin' for my ambush? Those were there! I was just hidin' behind 'em, I didn't put 'em there!

[osmaniac]

Carried it around to show it to ya! Not happy havin pictures of myself gettin screwed all over by beasts and squids and god knows what else!

So ya got no idea?

[wrath_ofkhan]

Nope, none!

C'mon, do I look like the kinda' guy that'd draw that kinda' stuff? Ain't got the time, for one thing! And... eww.

...Wait, there's books of you gettin'... you know... by squid? [still looks disgusted, but morbidly curious now] ...How many?

[osmaniac]

At least got any idea bout who would?

I dunno and don't wanna know! Why the hell would ya even ask.

[wrath_ofkhan]

[shrugs] Uh, no reason. [holds back a snort of laughter]

You know what? I bet it's those No-Faces! They're always doin' weird stuff!

[osmaniac]

[your hint of laughter is making his fist itchy]

As if they'd have the guts...

[takes a veryquick look at it again]

Can't read the language. Maybe ya recognize it?

[wrath_ofkhan]

Huh... y' think I would?

[takes a couple steps toward the doujin, then slowly picks it up with three fingers]

An' sure, they'd have the guts. They're crazy!

[opens it gingerly]

...Heeeeeey, some of this looks like my brother's language! But there're these weird squiggly marks, too...

[peers closer at the page-nice try, Ottoman, but he won't even see Classical Japanese for another few decades]

It's like some kinda' code or somethin'!

[osmaniac]

Yer brother!

[snatches it back]

Sounds like I gotta pay a visit to im.

[wrath_ofkhan]

[flips through the doujin]

Hmm... I dunno. I mean, he's nuts, but this stuff... [low whistle]

[suddenly freezes, his mouth falling open, obviously having just realized something]

[osmaniac]

Whatever, has some explainin to do.

...Why yer lookin at me like that? Wait, if yer gonna vomit, warn! [steps back]

[wrath_ofkhan]

[turns to Ottoman, going a little pale]

Hey, you said there were boxes o' this stuff, right? An' not just you an' this Ee-jip guy, I saw other people too! [because little Ukraine pitched some USxUK at him, but he's not going to say that]

[completely horrified, lowers his voice]

...You think there're any with me in there?