IT'S JULY!! \O/ YES! Happy July! Are any Americans celebrating tomorrow? I bought... sparklers! And those little things you throw at the ground and they POP and you're not supposed to throw them at people's feet but you do anyway 'cause it's funny. Yeahhh.
Enjoy the rest of your weekend, and enjoy part 180! :)
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[sneaks a quick glance out from behind the boxes, then moves back into the shadows]
He's gotta' show up...
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[jumps about three feet (pretty impressive; kid's only 4'6"), knocks over the boxes, and lands in a crumpled heap of assorted items and shameful Japanese gay country porn]
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...~♫♫♫ [bird calling determinedly, his chicks have left him.]
~~~♫♪ ♪ ♪ [Has no idea you are nearby, has your hat proudly on his head]
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[game face, game face. Shifts so that his leg isn't so asleep anymore, takes careful aim...]
[you're a bit far away but he'll do his best! If there's one thing he's actually sincerely quite talented at, it's putting long sharp sticks through people from a distance.]
[fires one of said sharp sticks at your general softish neck-upper arm-chest area]
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[No jk. Caught completely off guard, takes the arrow right through the upper part of his arm and topples over!]
AHHH!! UNAWESOME!!
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Ha! Don't move!
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'THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!
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[lowers his arrow]
[shouts, completely gobsmacked]
You don't know!?
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Nein??!!! What's going on, fatty?!! What the hell is your problem with the awesome me?
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Nothing can kill me, y'hear? Nothing! But I'm still gonna' kill you for tryin'!
An' then I'm gonna take my helmet back, right off your head! Big, dumb, dead head!
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[groans and sits up. Blinks at you]
How the hell did I try to murder you? I just pushed you into the water, stupid! And I "borrowed" your helmet! Ja, you cry and complain like a baby, what's with that? It's not my fault you're an idiot.
Unawesome~ [glances at his injured arm and winces...]
ow..
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[wait. This kid doesn't know he can't swim. Let him know a weakness of his? Bad move. Think fast, Mongol, think fast...]
-uh, I can't swim... with a dragon in the water! There was a dragon! It pulled me to the bottom, but I fought it, and I escaped! Yeah.
[stands and walks over to Prussia]
[plants a foot on his stomach to knock him back onto the ground and looks down at him]
And yeah, right, "borrowed". You expect me to believe that?
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...You're nuts. A DRAGON?! BAH! The only thing that pulled you to the bottom was your own weight and your unawesomeness!!
[Grins]
Ja, borrowed! If I was gonna steal it, I would of sold it by now~ But yeah, I'm not really done with it, but if it'll stop your crying go and take it back!! Hurry up! I got a job to do, fatty!
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[shut up, dragons are real, it's totally a legit cover story]
Ha, you ain't in no position to bargain-o-or insult me! I'm takin' my helmet back now, and maybe if you let me, I'll let you face me in battle later 'staid of killin' you now.
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