part 179 rotten tomatoes

[aphanon_meme]

Hey meme! How are you doing? I hope your week has gone well so far! I can't believe it's almost July. Seems like just a few weeks ago, it was snowing...

Enjoy part 179!

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[whatsthehammer]

[pulls out a little scrap of paper and laboriously copies onto the wall:]

[ "VÓTE FORE MÉC"]

[aw shit yeah, check out that English]

[standardized spelling be damned]

[...and maybe draws something vulgar elsewhere on the wall, but you're not supposed to know that]

[whatsthehammer]

...

[crosses out the little symbols, E, and C]

[draws a little heart at the end of me for good measure]

[whatsthehammer]

Hey! Ya changed my English!

[whatsthehammer]

I fixed it! And made it prettier.

[whatsthehammer]

But they told me it's like this!

[holds up his little scrap of paper so anon can see the print]

[seriously! a monk wrote it, under duress and everything!]

[so you know it's the good shit!]

Without that funny-lookin' rune on the end, either!

[whatsthehammer]

It's not a run, it's a heart!

Who are you going to believe, them or a sweet awesome anon? C'mon now!

[whatsthehammer]

[GOD, WHY DO YOU ANONS KEEP PLAYING THAT TRUST CARD]

Iunno, monks're pretty honest folk when ya got a knife at their backs.

....but I ain't never seen a heart what looks like that. They're kinda squishy, like.

[mimes holding something somewhat visceral in the air in front of him]

[whatsthehammer]

[IT'S ALL WE HAVE!]

Tch, you seem like a jerk, maybe I shoulda just let your stuff be misspelled. And not a REAL heart, gross, a cartoon one!

[whatsthehammer]

[AND WHEN IT'S PLAYED, HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO DO]

[TRUST IS PRETTY WEIGHTY CURRENCY, YOU SEE]

[ALSO, YOU KEEP USING STRANGE WORDS, JESUS ALL THOSE WORDS]

Mis-wha? A whatta whatta heart?

[whatsthehammer]

[WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS]

Mis spelled! Spelled wrong! A cartoon heart... [sighs] Jeez, get with the times. Like. A picture heart. Not a real one.

[whatsthehammer]

[A BANE UPON MINE LANGUAGE PROCESSORS! GET YE BEHIND ME, STRANGE VOCABULARY!]

What's a picture heart gotta do with makin' spells? I thought I was just makin' words....

[whatsthehammer]

[just] [wants to facepalm]

Mispelled means that the WORD that you WROTE isn't WRITTEN the RIGHT way. It has the wrong letters! You do know what a letter is, right? A, b, c, de, e, f, g?

[whatsthehammer]

[shakes his head and waves his hands-- time to back this conversation up a step!]

No, no, ya got it all wrong! See-- spells're somethin' ya do. Ya write with runes. Sorta. If yer lucky enough to know'm.

[whatsthehammer]

... No no, you got it all wrong! Magic spells are just make believe. Spelling is how you write words, which you do with letters. Runes are just... stupid symbols or something.

[whatsthehammer]

[grabs anon by the clothing]

Are not! 's not stupid an' the spells're real! You take that back, alla'it!

[whatsthehammer]

[GIRLY FLAILING GOES HERE]

They aren't real! Magic's made up, everyone knows that! It's not my fault if you're dumb enough to believe it!!