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Part 14 is Part 14

Jun 03, 2009 14:42

I really liked Part 13's maxing, didn't you? It felt very nice, like a lazy summer day. Everyone just laying on the grass outside, watching the clouds go by, talking about virginity and Canada. I loved reading all the "ask a ___ anon" threads, by the way. You guys are interesting. And weird. You should continue them since I'm sure some people got ( Read more... )

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[ A pirate appears! :|b ] provostcaptain June 4 2009, 17:15:00 UTC

Alright, lads and lasses, the sooner y'give up that damned Spanish gold you have, the sooner I leave and get back to plunderin' real ships!

Re: [ A pirate appears! :|b ] provostcaptain June 4 2009, 17:17:37 UTC

I've got no Spanish gold. Does cinnamon count?

Re: [ A pirate appears! :|b ] provostcaptain June 4 2009, 17:22:37 UTC

...C-cinnamon-- What do you think I am, a bloody cook!?

Yes, yes, cinnamon will do fine for the moment.

Re: [ A pirate appears! :|b ] provostcaptain June 4 2009, 17:25:47 UTC

I thought spices were good currency 'round these parts. :U Was I wrong?

Re: [ A pirate appears! :|b ] provostcaptain June 4 2009, 17:27:40 UTC

I get plenty from India, thank you, gold's what I'm after 'round these parts, lass... Er... Lad... Er... Whatever you are.

Re: [ A pirate appears! :|b ] provostcaptain June 4 2009, 17:31:53 UTC

Ahh, but do you get cinnamon melts? I might share mine if you play nice. 8)

And which do you think I am, hmm?

Re: [ A pirate appears! :|b ] provostcaptain June 4 2009, 17:34:45 UTC

'Cinnamon melts'?

And... you're a gull, aren't you!? Blasted gulls! Always shittin' on my good ship! Always 'Mine! Mine! Mine!'! Sound like those damned wine-faced French, they do.

Re: [ A pirate appears! :|b ] provostcaptain June 4 2009, 17:38:54 UTC

Pastries with cinnamon and sugar melted over them! Nectar of the gods, I tell ya. :D

Pfffffffft, maybe. Maybe. But the French would say MOI MOI MOI. Or was that the Finns?

Re: [ A pirate appears! :|b ] provostcaptain June 4 2009, 17:42:48 UTC

They sound... interesting, at the least.

Who the hell cares? The point is, gull, you'd better stop droppin' your wet whites on the deck of me ship, or I'll 'ave every last one of you shot and roasted as a Christmas dinner.

Re: [ A pirate appears! :|b ] provostcaptain June 4 2009, 17:47:36 UTC

I don't have very many left!

Oh goodness, now I'm more than one? Awesome. You'll have to catch all of mes first, dude. 88888)

Re: [ A pirate appears! :|b ] provostcaptain June 4 2009, 17:58:26 UTC

Keep them, then.

...I hate you, you multi-eyed freak. Are you, then, a ghastly sea monster? if so, I've got some harpoons that would just look lovely on you.

Re: [ A pirate appears! :|b ] provostcaptain June 4 2009, 18:10:42 UTC

Aww, you're so cute. I will then. ;)

I could always be a French-Finnish-gull-derived-sea-monster-alien. D'you have a word for those?

Re: [ A pirate appears! :|b ] provostcaptain June 4 2009, 18:48:26 UTC

'Cute'? I'm not 'cute', you twat.

Yes. We refer to those as the French.

Re: [ A pirate appears! :|b ] provostcaptain June 4 2009, 18:52:55 UTC

*pinches cheeks* :D :D :DD :D

Nice and simple! I like your language.

Re: [ A pirate appears! :|b ] provostcaptain June 4 2009, 18:56:41 UTC

[ SWORD B| ]

I like it too. Now please stop using it.

captcha: America's sears provostcaptain June 4 2009, 19:17:33 UTC

[magical French retreat powers]

But I simply can't use any other language! This one is easiest.

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