part 170 fishies

[aphanon_meme]

Happy not-weekend! The weather hasn't been too great here lately... oh, sort-of-early-summer. Also wow, 170... it feels weird thinking it's already been 70 parts since part 100. Crazy crazy.

Enjoy part 170! :)

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[whatsthehammer]

[picks it up, sniffs it to see if it's in need of a bath]

[huh. smells fine.]

[...... licks it anyway, just to see what the big deal is.]

[tourkokratia]

*stares*

*what are you doing to the poor cat??*

[whatsthehammer]

[DAMMIT, BOY, WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING?]

[I'M LICKING A PUSSY!]

....I don' get it.

[tourkokratia]

Well, you're not supposed to pet him with your tongue! You're supposed to pet him with your hand... Like this!

*mimics petting motion to show you*

[whatsthehammer]

I know that! I was just tryin' somethin' out!

[is unconsciously copying the gesture, anyway]

See, there's this little shit around these parts with these crazy red eyes, yeah? An' the grown-up him was sayin' m'friend Norge likes lickin' m'pussy. So I tried it t'see what the big damn deal was!

'cept not m'own pussy, haven't seen it in a while.

[tourkokratia]

I think he's lying! You don't need to lick cats cause they lick themselves! If you want to help them take a bath, you need to use soap! I can help you give him a bath, okay?

[whatsthehammer]

So...Norge doesn't lick'm? Huh.

[hey, the guy talks to things that aren't there, you never know! holds the cat up, considering the possibility that maybe, just maybe Norway does it to bathe cats]

[I mean, why would Prussia lie? he looks back over.]

Yeah? They got soap around here?

[tourkokratia]

No, we gotta go get the soap!

*grips onto your pants*

I know where to find it, come on!

[whatsthehammer]

[cradles the kitten close-- drool tracks or not, it's so soft]

M'comin', m'comin! Where d'they keep it?

[starts walking]

[tourkokratia]

There's some in Sadiq's bathhouse! But we gotta be quiet cause he doesn't like it when I wash my cats there.

[whatsthehammer]

Yeah? Don't think I can blame th'guy. Wouldn't want someone just walkin' in ta wash their pussy in my bathhouse, yanno.

[tourkokratia]

Well, where else can I wash them? Bathhouses are for baths!

[whatsthehammer]

In a river, maybe? I dunno. But I don't got any quarrel with this Sadiq guy, wouldn't feel right just helpin' myself to his stuff, yanno.

Wonder if I could fix up one'a our bathhouses....

[tourkokratia]

You have bathhouses too? Are they big? We can go wash there too!

[whatsthehammer]

[perhaps not the same kind, but...]

Sure, only barbarians don't bathe! If we got th'soap, we can just wash him right up! Figure th'others won't much mind my usin' it!

[tourkokratia]

Okay, I'll go get some soap and we can use your bathhouse then!

*scampers off to snitch soap from Sadiq (whee, alliteration!)*