part 170 fishies

[aphanon_meme]

Happy not-weekend! The weather hasn't been too great here lately... oh, sort-of-early-summer. Also wow, 170... it feels weird thinking it's already been 70 parts since part 100. Crazy crazy.

Enjoy part 170! :)

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[chantemaliberte]

[chuckles]

Please.

[chantemaliberte]

Please what? Have Austria give you head?

[chantemaliberte]

Bon, oui, that would be lovely. But I actually meant that there is no way Autriche would be better at it than I am.

/diff

[chantemaliberte]

Maybe you should test that theory

Re: /diff

[chantemaliberte]

I should, should I not? If only he wasn't so uptight and agreed to it for once...

Re: /diff

[chantemaliberte]

He can't be that uptight on this subject since he does this more than you.

Table 7: Countries with the highest incidence of
sexual activities
Highest incidence of …..

Giving oral sex - Austria (80%)
Receiving oral sex - Greece (81%)
Sexual fantasies - Switzerland (77%)
Wearing sexy underwear - Poland (53%)
Role play - Malaysia (49%)
Receiving anal sex - Japan (33%)
Giving anal sex - Greece (34%)
Telephone sex - Greece (23%)
Bondage/S&M - Austria (17%)

[chantemaliberte]

That is his people, ma chérie. That does not mean he does it as well.

Besides, no one should believe these kinds of statistics. [him not even showing up on any of those? clearly it has to be fake]

[thevemaster]

Ciao, big brother! I am trying to decide who gives better head - but it would be easier if I knew what it was! Do you know?

[chantemaliberte]

Ah, giving head is much like intercourse - something you give someone you like.

... Grand Frère could show you~

[thevemaster]

Ve, okay! Then I could do it to Germany and Prussia too!

[chantemaliberte]

[honhonhon ≖◡≖~]

Yes, yes, of course you can. I can even, say, be there to assist you, should you need it.

[thevemaster]

Eh, is it hard to do?

[chantemaliberte]

Er, that would depend...

[thevemaster]

On what, big brother France? [stares]

[chantemaliberte]

On how big Germany and Prussia are, and how flexible you can be. [smilesmile]

sorry for deleting my reply!

[thevemaster]

I am flexible, ve! [bends over backwards to show France] But, both of them are bigger than me.