part 167 itty bitty living spaces

[aphanon_meme]

It's raining, it's pouring, something something something! ... it's raining that weird early summer rain here. Kind of fun! I hope you enjoyed your weekend! :D

Enjoy part 167!

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[wrath_ofkhan]

[lurking behind a corner, eating a piece of the cheese you gave him]

[snickers]

[teutonic_pruss]

[can sense you]

[insert offensive medieval hand gesture in your general direction]

[wrath_ofkhan]

[does not care!]

[shouts through a mouthful of cheese]

HA! Fat-face!

[teutonic_pruss]

SHUT UP, FATTY ALL OVER!

[wrath_ofkhan]

You call me that all you want, but least I don't got No-Faces proddin' at me! Haha, you look so dumb!

[teutonic_pruss]

Do not~ Hah~ You're just jealous 'cause you're not handsome like the awesome me!

[wrath_ofkhan]

"Handsome"? You!? You're killin' me, here! You're an ugly little kid with a fat face!

I'm handsome! The No-Faces told me so!

[actually, a few have called him "adorable" before... but "adorable"'s about the same thing as "handsome", right? Right?]

[teutonic_pruss]

HEY! I'M NOT UGLY, UGLY!! DON'T CALL ME UGLY, WHEN YOU'RE THE ONLY UGLY ONE HERE,UGLY!!

ANON AND THE POPE, AND EVERYONE ELSE SAID I'M AWESOME, HANDSOME AND CUTE, SO THERE!

[wrath_ofkhan]

I don't know who "the Pope" is, but they must be blind! No way anybody'd call an ugly little twerp with white old-man hair and red eyes like you "handsome"!

And I ain't ugly; great Empires can never be ugly! I think you're just jealous!

[teutonic_pruss]

Hah! You're ugly! People tell me all the time that my eyes and hair make me handsome, stupid! [feels hot from rage at the insults]

Jealous of what? Your stupid outfit? Your stupid hat thing? Ja, maybe I should be jealous of your stupid mushroom legs too.

[wrath_ofkhan]

They ain't mushrooms! They just look short 'cause they're, uh... strong! [they're short because they're short. But he can dream.] And my helmet and my outfit are top-quality; you should be jealous! What, those oh-so-great knights of yours don't even make good armor?

An' maybe they're just tellin' you that you're handsome 'cause they feel sorry for you! You look like a total freak!

[teutonic_pruss]

YOUR OUTFIT LOOKS BARBARIC! UNAWESOME, MY KNIGHTS HAVE AWESOME ARMOR! [but he's not allowed to wear it ;n;]

AND NEIN! SHUT YOUR MOUTH BEFORE I SHUT IT FOR YOU, STUPID!

[wrath_ofkhan]

And you think you look good in that sissy little white tunic? [stands up straight and proud and tugs a bit at a shoulder pad-his outfit looks classy as hell, how dare you] Don't be ashamed! It's natural to feel jealous when a barbarian looks nobler and more awesome than you ever will!

[takes another bite of cheese]

Oh, yeah? You wanna try? I'm feelin' a lot better since yesterday! But I'm in a good mood and I don't wanna' fight.

[teutonic_pruss]

FICK DICH! [Grabs a bunch of party snappers from his pocket and suddenly throws them at mongol's feet]

[wrath_ofkhan]

[HOLY SHIT]

[YELLS AND JUMPS LIKE A FOOT IN THE AIR]

[AND DROPS HIS CHEESE]

[YOU DICK]

[when the smoke has cleared, is standing frozen, balancing on one foot in a pretty fabulous "WTF AAH" pose, staring at the ground]

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[teutonic_pruss]

NEXT TIME, IT'LL BE A REAL FIREWORK, YOU HEATHEN! SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT MY EYES AND HAIR, BASTARD! [flips Mongol off one more time, before turning on his heels and storming off to sulk]