part 166 bottles of water

[aphanon_meme]

I love the number 166.... I like numbers that are two in a row. And I think I'm sick from heat... maybe I should be more hydrated.

Anywhooo... I hope your weekend is going well so far!

Enjoy part 166! :)

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Comments

[whatsthehammer]

Ya tell'm about yer darin' deeds and show'm yer scars!

[whatsthehammer]

That's better than hitting them over the head and dragging them away by the hair, I guess.

But what if you've done no daring deeds and have no scars?

[whatsthehammer]

But then they talk funny if ya hit'm! And their eyes get all weird and don't focus right. Fer serious!

Find somethin' else to impress'm with! Ya gotta have done somethin', right?

[whatsthehammer]

Ah, yes, of course you've already tried that.

Well. I've...

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er. No, I don't think so.

[whatsthehammer]

Yeah? Sacked any capitals?

[whatsthehammer]

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not recently, no.

Or at all.

[whatsthehammer]

....fought any battles? Brought law 'n order to th'lowly?

[whatsthehammer]

Are you trying to make me feel bad?

No.

I wrestled a pretty big dog to the ground once.

[whatsthehammer]

Hey, I'm just tryin' ta help! The dog's a start!

Uhhhhh.

Poetry! Yeah! Tell her poetry an' stuff, they love that.

[whatsthehammer]

I doubt they want to hear about how I got a scar on my knee after a kid shoved me down the stairs at a water park...

[whatsthehammer]

Sure! An' tell'm all about how ya kicked their ass fer it, they'll love it!