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aphanon_meme

part 163 cups of juicy juice

May 20, 2010 14:13

100% juice for 100% kids! Arthur wanted me to buy Juicy Juice, but my parents never did... shame.

Enjoy part 163! :)

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wrath_ofkhan May 22 2010, 04:11:02 UTC

[watches, leaning against a nearby meme doorway. He remembers what that Germany had told him about not fighting with Prussia anymore, but... he just looks so stupid...]

Hey, twerp! The heck are you doin' with that thing?

teutonic_pruss May 22 2010, 04:15:06 UTC

[is the result of a few days full of candy, soda and beer]

I'M SPINNIN' I'M SPINNIN'

wrath_ofkhan May 22 2010, 04:19:36 UTC

[raises an eyebrow]

...Uh-huh. Lookin' to kill yourself?

[makes absolutely no move to intervene, just leaning there... this is actually kind of fun to watch, where's the popcorn?]

teutonic_pruss May 22 2010, 04:25:04 UTC

I'M GONNA KILL MORE TREES!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

[Opens his eyes and lunges for a frog. Misses completely and ends up toppling over. Lays there grinning, peers up at you!]

Eheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, Mongol ya'fatty, I won' kill myself nothin' THE AWESOME ME CAN'T DIE! I HAVEN'T DIED YET!

[points his sword up in the air for emphasis] SEEEE?

wrath_ofkhan May 22 2010, 04:30:04 UTC

Well, hey, you know what they say: first time for everythin'! You're sure on the right track... what's wrong with you? You're actin' dumber than usual.

[mutters]

And I ain't fat. Quit callin' me that.

teutonic_pruss May 22 2010, 04:40:06 UTC

I was drinkin' though bruder told me not to like a hundred times~ Eheheee~ I WAS EYESGIFFIN' TOO! That's how I got my beer!

HEY HEY, Want a beer fatty? I GOT A LOT! But-

Ja. I need a place for it! [Tries to balance the sword in his palm but only ends up getting a scratch and the sword crashing into his face]

OWW!

wrath_ofkhan May 22 2010, 04:45:28 UTC

You're drunk!?

[nods as Prussia gets bonked with the sword]

Ha, that's what you get for drinkin' too much, moron! Gettin' this drunk means you got no self-control!

I never drink. And cut it out with the "fatty" stuff! Ain't you listening?

teutonic_pruss May 22 2010, 04:54:55 UTC

I'M NOT DRUNKKKK!!! I'm just...

really really happy and awesome! [rolls around a few times before sitting up and rubbing his nose.. that kinda hurt]

DRINK TOO MUCH NOTHIN' My blood is made of beer! NEIIN, I GOT SELF CONTROL! You don't drink 'cause it's not smart to waste good beer on a heathen! Ja, fatty!

Eheheheehhe~ I dare you to drink with the awesome me!

wrath_ofkhan May 22 2010, 05:00:37 UTC

I ain't fat!

[crosses his arms]

An' I said, I don't drink! Least of all not with little foreign twerps. You're a... a disgrace! What'd your knights say if they saw their Nation rollin' around on the floor?

teutonic_pruss May 22 2010, 05:09:35 UTC

LIAR!!!

[frowns]

Ja, If m'knights saw, me and the grandmaster's rod would get to talk!!! BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER! 'cause none of them are on th'meme.

THE AWESOME ME GETS TO SPEND A LOT OF TIME WITH MYSELF!! BUT I DON'T EVER FEEL LONELY!

Bein' by yourself is the best thing ever!! And fine! Don't drink, fatty! Drinking alone makes the beer taste better anyway!

wrath_ofkhan May 22 2010, 05:15:12 UTC

Who the heck drinks alone? You gotta' be some real loser to have to drink alone! But hey, I already knew that about you!

An' when you leave the meme, you gotta' go back home, right? I hope your men find you like this, and beat you for shamin' 'em! Unless they're all like you anyway, a bunch of drunk idiots. Hah, wouldn't surprise me!

teutonic_pruss May 22 2010, 05:24:35 UTC

The awesome drink alone!!

Kesesesesese~ Why would the awesome me go home to get beat for bein' drunk, stupid? I'LL BE HERE SPINNING TILL I'M NOT DRUNK ANY MORE!

[jumps to his feet suddenly, and staggers at the dizziness that hits him]

.......[slinks down to his knees again]

My knights are the best guys ever! They don't drink much! I get t'drink 'cause I'm me! WE'RE ALL FRIENDS! They are all smart and strong! They know how to have fun! Ja. [throws a beer can at mongol]

Drink. I dare you!

wrath_ofkhan May 22 2010, 05:31:55 UTC

[catches the beer can and turns it over, looking at it skeptically]

There's alcohol in this thing? I don't believe you! How you even get it open?

[conflicted-on the one hand, it's a dare, and he's got a tough time turning down any dare... but on the other hand, it's just a dare given by his enemy, and it goes against his personal don't-drink code that his old Boss told him! Will he take the moral high ground?]

[stay tuned!]

...I bet this alcohol's bad, anyway. Western stuff is. It's too strong; probably messes you up inside.

teutonic_pruss May 22 2010, 05:37:11 UTC

Ehehehe! Cool isn't it? Pull the top thing! Don't be an idiot, figure it out!

[opens another can for himself, giving Mongol a mocking smile]

IT AIN'T BAD AT ALL! COWARD! DRINK IT! The only alcohol that'll mess you up is Novgorod's.

1/2 wrath_ofkhan May 22 2010, 05:42:44 UTC

I ain't a coward! You're right about Rus' drink, though. Stuff'll kill you.

[glares at Prussia and feels around the top of the can] [finds the pull-tab!] [pulls and... through some miracle, manages to crack open the can]

wrath_ofkhan May 22 2010, 05:47:03 UTC

[maybe turning the can over and over wasn't the greatest idea in the world-beer fizzes out of the top and hits him in the face, splashing all over]

Augh-!!

[sputtering, holds the dripping can at arm's length]

What the-!? Gross! Augh, you idiot, what is this stuff!?

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