part 160 balls of fire

[aphanon_meme]

Goodness gracious! If anyone on the meme enjoys Glee, omg, Neil Patrick Harris is on next week... and he's looking smarmy.

Enjoy part 160! :)

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[wrath_ofkhan]

[was tugging on the other end to try to roll it up and take it home when you sat down]

[doesn't recognize you]

Hey, get off! I saw it first!

[osmaniac]

[was about to sit up and do the same, but suddenly Mongols]

Huh. No can do, claimed it first.

[wrath_ofkhan]

[hey, it happens]

With your butt? Nah, I saw it first, so I should get it! What would you do with it, anyway, put it on your head?

[osmaniac]

Nope, thinkin of puttin it in one of my new rooms. Empire's been growin a lot lately, see.

1/2

[wrath_ofkhan]

Well, it'd look better in my ger than in your dumb big house!

[he insulted his hat out of pure, burning jealousy. That is one sweet, amazing hat. He's never seen a hat like that befo-]

{-wait up.]

[wrath_ofkhan]

[-oh he's totally seen that hat before.]

Hey... I know you from somewhere?

[osmaniac]

[stands up, cocky like a smug peacock]

I am the Ottoman Empire.

[wrath_ofkhan]

[an anticlimactic silence. He scratches at his cheek a bit and raises an eyebrow.]

...Oh, you're that guy who insulted my food on New Years, ain't you?

[osmaniac]

[remembers that this guy is from a different time, but still wants to annoy him]

Did I? Sorry, I tend to only remember people of importance.

[wrath_ofkhan]

[bristles]

I'm the Mongol Empire! One of the most important Nations ever in history!

But you know what? I'm the same way-probably means why I don't really remember you!

[osmaniac]

[lets out a hearty laugh]

Really. I got three continents shakin in their boots because of me.

But ya wouldn't know, so can't blame ya.

(woops, brb for a bit; sorry for late tag)

[wrath_ofkhan]

Three? You're makin' that up! There ain't three continents!

There's two, and I've nearly conquered 'em both!

no problem, and I am way slower!

[osmaniac]

Not anymore ya haven't.

back now! also, 1/2

[wrath_ofkhan]

What're you talkin' about? I-

[wrath_ofkhan]

[hello, deja-vu]

...Oh, right, you're from some weird future where I don't rule the world. The one the No-Faces talk about.

The one I'm gonna change.

[osmaniac]

Change the future, huh?

Hellas used to talk bout how fate can't be changed and all that. And she was way, way smarter than ya.