part 158 old lady purses

[aphanon_meme]

I had a dream that I was old Rose from Titanic and I was somehow visiting the (dry!) wreck of the ship and being like, "There's sooo many ghosts here, spirits that can't leave... mine is one of them..." and then I went into another part of the ship and Jack was all chained up like in the movie, but then out of nowhere Freddy Kreuger popped up!

Comments

[wrath_ofkhan]

[standing a few yards away-sees Prussia come in, and nearly chokes on the piece of dough he was eating]

[almost laughing too hard to speak]

What happened to your stupid hair!?

[teutonic_pruss]

I TURNED IT RED BECAUSE I'M AWESOME!

[wrath_ofkhan]

Yeah, right! What, trying to make it match your eyes?

[pulls down on a lower eyelid for emphasis, grins at Prussia, then collapses laughing, holding onto the edge of the table]

And here we pretend that all my icons have red hair!

[teutonic_pruss]

... [HURT.]

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY EYE COLOR?! COME HERE AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU STUPID SHIT!

I can roll with that

[wrath_ofkhan]

I am sayin' it to your face-as much as I can without dyin' laughing! Oh, man... [snorts and starts giggling again] You're a freak!

[note: him making fun of Prussia's odd eye color? Total hypocrisy. His own eyes are yellow-gold (somewhat thanks to fanon)]

Also.. he has a weapon. /o/

[teutonic_pruss]

Get closer, you coward! KEEP TALKING ABOUT MY EYES AND WATCH, I'm gonna take you down and gut you,

[scowls at the freak comment, and instantly his eyes darken. YOU HAVE PISSED HIM OFF]

oh shit, it wouldn't happen to be that dagger he stole yesterday, would it?

[wrath_ofkhan]

Yeah, like that's worked before! You're nothin' but talk.

So why'd you match the curtains to the windows anyway? Sick of lookin' like a short old man?

It is ;3;

[teutonic_pruss]

JA, AND YOU'RE ANY DIFFERENT?!!!

[BRISTLES AT THE INSULTS]

The only one who looks like a old man is you, fatty! I DID IT TO BE AWESOME AND REBEL! NOW SHUT UP ABOUT THE WAY I LOOK! That's the last time I'm telling you!

Re: It is ;3;

[wrath_ofkhan]

No way I look old! If I look old, you look ancient! You mad 'cause you left your walking stick somewhere?

Hah, you say you could gut me? Let's see you hobble on over here and give it a try!

Re: It is ;3;

[teutonic_pruss]

[shakes his head, decides he needs to be responsible and starts to walk away from the situation]

[YEAH RIGHT. FAKED YOU OUT. In a split second, he has his dagger unsheathed and is flying towards Mongol as fast as he can]

oh snap

[wrath_ofkhan]

[was expecting an attack-but whoa, that's a weapon he wasn't expecting]

[holding his ground, whips out his own knife and tries to parry Prussia's strike]

shit just got serious

[teutonic_pruss]

[Is very very determined to injure Mongol for his comments]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[winces at the sound of metal scraping together and struggles to keep a hold onto his weapon. Reaches out immediately to try and kick Mongol in the leg]

too bad I don't have any shit-getting-serious icons

[wrath_ofkhan]

[kicked in the knee, and stumbles a bit-the two blades screech against each other]

[recovering, pushes against Prussia's dagger as hard as he can to one side]

i only have a couple and they AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH /ocd

[teutonic_pruss]

[St-strong. But he has learned from last couple of fights, brings his weapon down quickly to avoid it getting knocked from his grip and scrambles back]

YOU'RE TOO BIG TO FIGHT PROPERLY! [POINTS. his weapon at mongol]

Stop using your size! Let your weapon fight, god damn it! WHAT'S WITH THAT STANCE, HUH? SLOPPY! FIX YOUR POSTURE, EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU PISSES ME OFF!

[military OCD coming through at the worst moment. Is half serious half taunting]

SOB AT LEAST YOU HAVE MORE THAN OOOOONE

[wrath_ofkhan]

[Prussia why u do this, he's a sniper; close combat is like his least favorite activity ever]

[goes a bit pink in the face]

Shut up! My stance is fine! And-and I ain't too big! You're just makin' excuses for the fact that you suck!

[holds his weapon at the ready; defensive stance! It's slightly off.]

SOBBBBBBBBBBB /bullshits /has no idea how to fight '3'

[teutonic_pruss]

[Too bad, Prussia loves to fight ;3; He's just not into practicing because he doesn't get to shout at people]

It was fine, I wouldn't have to stop the awesome, epic fight that I'm winning to comment on how the way you're standing is gonna get you killed.

Ja, I'll show you! Look how stupid your stance is! YOUR WEIGHT, MUSHROOM LEGS. Why you gotta put so much pressure on just your weapon! SHIFT YOUR WEIGHT TO YOUR FEET SO YOUR ENEMY CAN'T MOVE YOU, DUMBASS!

If I wanted to I could knock you off your feet! [Only he can't because yahhhh, size difference, and he doesn't have the skills to orz]

YOU SUCK SO BAD I FEEL LIKE I'M TRAINING A GIRL TO FIGHT!