part 153 strawberry sandwiches

[aphanon_meme]

I invented a sandwich today! And by invented a sandwich, I mean I cut a strawberry in two big slices, put a pineapple slice & some cream cheese dip in the middle, and then used the strawberry slices as bread. Nomnom.

I hope the start of your week was good!

Enjoy part 153! :)

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Comments

[wrath_ofkhan]

[peeks out from behind a convenient meme-wall-shit, is that the crazy future-Kiev that beat him with a shovel?]

...

[thankfully, her back is turned! Right?]

[young_prosvita]

[looks up to brush some of the sweat from her forehead]

Eeeeeep--

[quickly covers her mouth]

[wrath_ofkhan]

[holds up his hands]

Hey, hey, calm down! I ain't gonna hurt you, lady-uh, Kiev! Just passing by...

[young_prosvita]

M-my name isn't Kyiv anymore!

A-and if you were just passing by than you may pass by!

[wrath_ofkhan]

I'm passin', I'm passin'! ...But hey, if your name ain't Kiev anymore, what is it? Kinda' hard to catch it last time, what with the crying and the shovel and all.

[young_prosvita]

Ukraina is my new name.

[wrath_ofkhan]

"Yuu-kray-een-aa"... huh. Oh, yeah, I remember!

[doesn't see any shovel, so meanders a few steps closer, trying to peer at the tray]

So, what's all this stuff for, Yuukrainaa?

[young_prosvita]

Ukraina.

[tries hard to get back to her work]

Gardening.

[wrath_ofkhan]

That's what I said: Yuukraniaa.

Gardening again? Huh... don't care nothing for gardening, myself... [starts to walk off, but then-]

Hey! Question!

[young_prosvita]

[quietly sighs]

...

[pauses, debating if she should answer or not]

...

Y-yes?

Captcha: "been thievery" sob

[wrath_ofkhan]

This... [motions vaguely with his hands] this place. "Meme". ...Land. Whatever.

It's fertile?

Re: Captcha: "been thievery" sob

[young_prosvita]

...

Why do you ask?

[wrath_ofkhan]

Ehh, I don't know-this place might be useful to the Empire after all! I didn't think I was going to bother with an invasion, but hey. Crops are something, right?

All these No-Faces will get put to work farming, of course. About time they made themselves useful!

[young_prosvita]

...

...

[sits there stunned]

[wrath_ofkhan]

Now, see, this is why I'm gonna rule the world someday. I'm a tactical genius!

Can't say nothing, huh? Can't blame you; I amaze myself! Really.

[young_prosvita]

[tries to think of something quick!]

I...is is that a sheep over there!?

[points wildly in the opposite direction]