part 153 strawberry sandwiches

[aphanon_meme]

I invented a sandwich today! And by invented a sandwich, I mean I cut a strawberry in two big slices, put a pineapple slice & some cream cheese dip in the middle, and then used the strawberry slices as bread. Nomnom.

I hope the start of your week was good!

Enjoy part 153! :)

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Comments

[bake_einsamcake]

Ah?

[crouches down, examines him]

...

Amerika? Is that... is that you?

[alfredlet]

[EYES GO WIDE man your face is big] I'm England's thirteen colonies!

[n-not scared of you, nope]

[bake_einsamcake]

[almost smiles a little; kid America seems to be less annoying than the one he knows... well, at least on the first impression]

I am the Federal Republic of Germany. Pleased to meet you.

[shakes his tiny hand]

However I don't think you can help me with this - or do you know who burned my manuals?

[suddenly registers - Maman with Matt, that's--]

Wait, you said you saw Frankreich? Was she, um... was she in a good mood?

[alfredlet]

[... his hand has never been shaken outside of Gentleman Lessons]

What are manuals?

[is little Germany really gonna grow up to be this guy...] She was okay. She was talking about you but I don't remember why. If you're All-Man. ['Allemagne.']

[bake_einsamcake]

[takes a few seconds to decipher the last word]

Ah... yes, that's my name in her language! Can you try to remember what she talked about? It might be very important information. [to save my ass and our relationship]

And manuals are printed instructions. Have you seen books, magazines or newspapers? They are kind of like that.

[alfredlet]

She said you weren't a horse.

We have newspapers. And there's magazines too! [thinks you mean this sort of magazine; note the one in the picture ha ha ha] But I'm not at war!

[bake_einsamcake]

Ah... what? Of course I'm not a horse. [wonders why France might have felt the need to clarify that]

You're not at war? Why, that's fortunate... [has the magazine thing go straight over his head] But Frankreich didn't say anything else about me? And she didn't appear unhappy?

[alfredlet]

Mm, you're not a horse.

She looked okay. She did that eyebrow thing she does when she starts thinking. And she picked Matt up but she didn't pick me up. [bitter]

[bake_einsamcake]

[very relieved to hear that she didn't have a fit of rage / breakdown / whatever else]

Thank you very much for the information, Amerika.

[gets up]

[doesn't even register the kid's complaint, being as bad with children as he is]

Have a nice day, and take care!

[alfredlet]

[WHAT THE HELL, THIS KID NEEDS ATTENTION]

Don't eat too much hay... good luck...