part 145 pancakes on a platter

[aphanon_meme]

... I'm thinking of that scene from Pleasantville, where the mom stacks up a bunch of breakfast food for the girl. Nom. Ummm. Haha prom threads sort of killed my browser but I hope you guys are having fun! :)

Enjoy part 145! :)

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[wrath_ofkhan]

[watches him run past]

[shouts]

I hope you get hit by lightning, brat!

[teutonic_pruss]

[stops; INSERT OFFENSIVE GESTURE]

NEIN DU, FATTY! I KNOW YOU KICKED ME! I'M A SERVANT OF GOD, HE'S GOING TO STRIKE YOU DOWN FOR THAT!

[wrath_ofkhan]

Hah! [cups his hands and shouts back:] If there's really any god who wants you for a servant, they must not be too picky!

[teutonic_pruss]

[shouts back]

AT LEAST GOD LOVES ME ENOUGH NOT TO GIVE ME LEGS LIKE YOURS!

[wrath_ofkhan]

At least the gods loved me enough to not give me a head as thick as yours!

[teutonic_pruss]

Thick heads are clever heads~ That's what the pope said! You're gonna pay for your sins when I kill you and you go to god for judgment.

[wrath_ofkhan]

Nah, that's just what you tell yourself! A thick head means you're stupid! And I am the judgement of the gods, Stupid; I got another name: 'the Scourge of Heaven'!

[teutonic_pruss]

You keep saying 'the gods' What are you, a pagan?!

There's only one god, stupid! Get it right!

[wrath_ofkhan]

Hey! I ain't no "pagan"! [has no idea what "pagan" means; thinks it must be some new insult]

And of course there ain't just one god, Stupid!

[teutonic_pruss]

Nein! There's only one god, dumbass! The other gods you think exist are fake, lies for barbarians to believe in!

[wrath_ofkhan]

That's just what you'd say! I know they're real, so you're just puttin' yourself in danger by insultin' 'em like that!

[teutonic_pruss]

My god is your god too, by believing in other gods you are putting yourself on his bad side!

Ja, you're doomed. I'm glad.

[wrath_ofkhan]

I ain't doomed! Heaven likes me-otherwise, how'd I get so powerful?

[adds, for good measure] If you were in MY empire, I'd let you believe in your one weird god all you wanted! I bet people hate you!

[teutonic_pruss]

You're doomed! And the power came from satan himself!

[frowns at that last part]

They don't hate me once they are saved...

[wrath_ofkhan]

I don't even wanna know who "Satan" is! And oh yeah, how do you save 'em? By yellin' so much they can't stand it anymore and just clam up to shut you up!?

[teutonic_pruss]

Nein! They get saved or they die! But If they want, they can be half and half! As long as they obey us and follow our laws!