part 143 cheesy fries

[aphanon_meme]

Mmm... cheesy fries. ... Uhh. I'm thinking about food a lot when I make the new parts, for some reason. Anyway! SPRING IS OFFICIALLY HERE! For this part of the world, anyway. If only the weather would catch up to the calendar. :P

Enjoy part 143! :)

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[bake_einsamcake]

Meme, I just wanted to let you know that I am back in action.

[certainly didn't have another breakdown at the hospital right after waking up ("My office! MY OFFICE!! Get your hands off me, I don't need to be strapped down--"), oh no, most certainly not]

According to the doctor I urgently need to avoid any further agitation; surely I can rely on you to accommodate me with this? - Good.

Anyway, I want to thank the anons who called an ambulance and the one who left me that cute picture of a puppy. And I also want to find out who took my clothes, watch and wallet as well as who burned my last remaining manuals and doodled pictures of Russland in the only two remaining ones; who drew... all this other stuff on me and especially who or what slobbered all over my face and hair and left me smelling like a septic tank.

[takes a deep breath]

But for now I'll go and take a look at my office, if you will excuse me. Carry on.

[der_alte_troll]

Oh! West! You're better?! Hehehe, I put new locks in the place! It's awesome!

Aah, I've been meaning to tag you forever! \o/

[bake_einsamcake]

Oh, hello Bruder!! You're... outside? How come? Did we run out of food?

And personally I'm fine, I'm more worried about my office... what does it look like now? Did you have to throw more people out? And could you show me these new locks?

eee yay :D I have not threaded with a Germany yet!

[der_alte_troll]

Dude, West, there's TONS of chicks around here! And Fritz!! I SAW FRITZ TOO!!

But hehe, don't worry about it! Bayern told me so I totally secured the place! It's the best! No one else'll ever get in!!

Looks like it was about time! \o/

[bake_einsamcake]

You saw Fritz? Of, um... of course you did. [Poor Bruder, he's looked at the computer screen too long again.]

Now I'm worried curious; let's take a look, shall we? [starts walking in the direction of his office]

Hell yes! |D

[der_alte_troll]

It was really him, West! He was really here! And he was just as awesome as he was back then! I gave him books and a Kindle, hehehe. Can you imagine Fritz with one of those things? He's gonna KICK. SOME. ASS.

[will just gush as he follows West]

/o/\o\

[bake_einsamcake]

[just smiles, not wanting to spoil his happiness - and who knows, maybe it's even true, after all nothing's impossible on the meme]

[arrives at the - supposedly heavily locked up - office door]

Oh, you really did secure it... can I have the keys?

Re: /o/\o\

[der_alte_troll]

Hahah no problem! They're just on the desk inside!

[yup, that door sure is locked]

1/2

[bake_einsamcake]

They are--

2/2

[bake_einsamcake]

What? N-NO WAY!

[uselessly shakes the door handle]

How-- how did you even manage that?!

[der_alte_troll]

Manage what? Come on! Just open the door already!

[bake_einsamcake]

Manage to lock the door and leave the keys inside! That's just-- that's--

[stops rattling the handle; tries to keep his blood pressure under control]

What the hell did you do, Bruder?! Did you lock my office from the inside and climb out of the window or what?

[der_alte_troll]

Whoa! You mean it auto-locks?! AWESOME!

[bake_einsamcake]

HOW SHOULD I KNOW?!

All I know is that this door is locked! And that I don't have the key! And that YOU installed the lock!

DO something about this; I have to get to my work!

[der_alte_troll]

Haha, West, you're making the scary faces again!!

[bake_einsamcake]

Open this goddamned door.