part 142 tiny Trix cereal boxes

[aphanon_meme]

like... those really small ones you buy at the supermarket in bulk? Those are neat. I had a Shamrock Shake today, I liked it, I wonder how long they'll have them for... umm... wellll, that's about it for today. Hahaha. :)

Enjoy part 142! :)

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[whatsthehammer]

[that's how family rolls, man!]

Hey, Sverige! Did you see? They're having some kinda blót or somethin' down lower on the pa--

[whatsthehammer]

--aaaaaaaaaholyshitdudeyou'vegottits.

[berwaldergang]

[Denmark. Denmark. Don't start no shit won't be no shit]

[You can consider the viking age Svea's lifetime allotment of PMS, okay?]

Shut. Up.

Sorry for the slow! Had to go help out with something.

[whatsthehammer]

[well, they do say hell hath no fury...]

But you're a woman!

[leans in, squinting]

You're not one of the ones who's always been a woman, are ya?

No prob

[berwaldergang]

[puts hand on your face and shoves]

Danmark.

[sighs]

We've been in th'same bath house.

[doesn't know about the genderbent universe]

OOC I meant to coordinate the genderbend with you, but I heard you weren't going to be around so much... I'm game for slipping some of this stream water in your drink anytime you're ready, though.

Re: No prob

[whatsthehammer]

[TAKES IT LIKE A MAN]

[mostly because he's too confused to react otherwise]

Hey, you never know! I met a few Norges who're girls, and they said there's a girl you and a girl me!

....an' since when d'you know how to write?

[[OOC: It's okay! I meant to ask, but I seemed to keep missing you when you were on...and the water!sabotage works just fine for me!]]

[berwaldergang]

[yeah very funny bro]

C'n do 't a little. Really long winter couple years ago. Pass th'time.

...Girl us?

OOC okay, good. Let me know when is a good time for you- pm me or something?

[whatsthehammer]

[well, shit. better step it up, then. (little known fact: the spread of runic literacy was the direct result of sibling rivalry)]

[.........yeah, topic change]

Uh. Yeah, somethin' like that. Haven't seen 'em around here, tho', or the girl Norges, either, come t'think of it...

[[OOC: Right, then. One PM, coming up!]]

[berwaldergang]

Huh.

[looks at him. Scratches her newly pointy chin.]

[subtly adjusts farmlands]

...Bet your flatter'n Jutland.

[whatsthehammer]

Am not!

[looks down]

...mean, I wouldn't be. I'd be twice th'woman you are, easy!

[berwaldergang]

[snorts]

Yeah, guess y'are lookin' a bit chubby.

[pokes your stomach]

'nd please. What f'ntastic mountain vistas y'got?

[if Sweden has to be a woman then fuck you she's going to be a prettier woman than Denmark]

[whatsthehammer]

[bitch puh-leaze]

...I! I got islands!

And...uh. And forests!

[holding his stomach anyway]

'sides, 's not like you can prove it!

[berwaldergang]

[TRAP SPRUNG]

[pulls flask out, dangling from her fingertips]

Wears off 'n two days, they said.

[lying like a dog, but hey]

[Don't be a pussy, Denmark, Sweden's legit, right?]

[whatsthehammer]

[scrutinizes it, rubbing at his neck]

......so that's how y'got witched.

And it's just two days, right?

[berwaldergang]

[nods]

Mmm. Said c'ld teach m'bout women.

[snorts, tricksy Lapps, y'know]

Aren't y'curious about Danish women? Mean... I'm not, but. Y'never had good taste.

[in Sweden we call that a burn]

[whatsthehammer]

[ooh, that one stung]

Gimme that!

[yoinks and takes a swig. TAKE THAT.]