part 137 hobbits in the shire

[aphanon_meme]

I was watching Big Bang Theory with my mom and we both got some laughs about it tonight... not that she likes Lord of the Rings, but, she did have to drive me to the movie theater about 8 times to see it! Anyway - +26 on the maxing! Awesome job, guys! \o/

Enjoy part 137! :D

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[anyongsoo]

aphanon-meme originated in me!!

[alfredlet]

But who are you?

[anyongsoo]

Why, I'm Korea of course!

[ stoops down and ruffles your hair ]

That's also where you came from!

[alfredlet]

[puts his hands on your hands on his head] But I came from here.

[anyongsoo]

That's right!

[ shows you his large calloused hands ]

It's these hands that moulded you out of rice paste and breathed life into you! And then fed you lettuce until you grew into a healthy young boy!

[alfredlet]

[Eew, lettuce]

[wrinkles nose] I grew because I got sent settlers.

What's rice? [not 'til 1694, dude]

[anyongsoo]

Aigoo~ How could you know what is rice? Good thing you're home now, Appa Korea is going to teach you all about nutrition!

[ scoops you up by under your arms ]

Well, Appa Korea made too many little children so he can't remember all of their names, pray tell me which one of them are you?

[alfredlet]

Is it a kind of bean? Uah -- [feet dangle!] I'm Alfred!

My apologies! I had to shift locations...

[anyongsoo]

[ settles you on his left shoulder ]

Close, but not quite! Rice is a kind of grain that you eat in bowfuls that you eat everyday! It's a little bland but it goes with everything! Especially kimchi!

You know what? Instead of explaining all these to you, how about you give it a try instead?

Not a problem!

[alfredlet]

[kicks you a bit to get comfortable] You eat it every day? Don't you get bored? What's kimchi?

I CAN EAT IT?

;;

[anyongsoo]

[ winces slightly easy now, I still need this face ]

Of course you can! [ pauses for a moment ] Well, there's things other than rice you can eat to get full too, you just need to rotate them around.

[ goes to the meme fridge and takes a jar out ]

[ produces a pair of chopsticks, takes out some but washes them a little with some water before cupping his hand under it ]

Reuuuu~! Krrk-- Flight Boeing 123 requesting for clearance, over! Krrk-- Krkk--!

<33

[alfredlet]

[wiggles around a bit, ahh, there we go] Okay 'cause I like bread, it's really good, and corn is good, and plum pies are good and tarts are good and [on and on -- oh, we're at the big cold box]

[holds on tight and watches interestedly as you play with a couple of sticks] Are those kimchi? What's a flight boeing?

You're so cute 휴o휴

[anyongsoo]

Hmm! Those are nice for breakfast or tea with a cup of coffee! If you want any you can just ask Appa Korea, I can bake them really you know. [ wink ]

Well... [ how young is this kid? ] Pretend this is an airplane with kimchi onboard! And here... [ taps your lips ] is the airport for the airplane to land in!

No you!! /u\

[alfredlet]

You can?! [KICK KICK KICK]

What's an airplane? Is it something you learn in school? Do you -- bfhdlb! [you tapped his lips!] Like a port for a boat? Is an airplane a boat?

W-what's cute about this Korean uncle... ㅎ ㅈㅎ also I'm kind of hopping on and off the computer

[anyongsoo]

Oof! [ one hit! ] Oof! [ two hit! ] Oof! [ three hit! ]Hajima!
Hajima = stop it
[ holds your knees still c-c-c-combo breaker!! ]

Yes, yes, it's something like a boat but it flies in the sky instead. And you can go to more places on an airplane than a boat, definitely.

Everything buhyo he's so cheerful and funny! Also I gotta sleep sob this was fun though

[alfredlet]

If it flies in the sky it's a bird! Boats don't fly in the sky unless it's in stories! I wanna eat the kimchis!! [a bit of flailing where legs are not concerned; POSSIBLE MEAL IMMINENT]

And I wanna go on a boatplane! I WANNA!