part 133 pricks on your finger

[aphanon_meme]

Just like sleeping beauty! Dundundunnnn. Good morning! Well. Morning for me! I hope your weekend went well!

Enjoy part 133! :)

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Comments

[kawfeehero]

Heya everybody! Sorry I couldn't be here last part, I got stuck in a new invention I had been trying out and it sent me into this weird future.

[kawfeehero]

You are a perverted old man. Or will be.

[kawfeehero]

How do you know? I bet I'll still be as awesome as I am now.

[kawfeehero]

Trust me.

[kawfeehero]

I guess we'll see, huh?

[kawfeehero]

who says perverted old men can't be awesome?

[kawfeehero]

'Cause England isn't awesome and he's a perverted old guy.

s-sorry i'm all over this part

[miss_donalds]

--Really?

it's no problem! ♥

[kawfeehero]

Yup! Think of this:

Canada's part of the states.
The world is at your feet.
Everyone fears you!
You're still the hottest person around.
Fast food is banned.

[miss_donalds]

...

Why is fast food banned. [all the other stuff doesn't seem so cool now...]

[kawfeehero]

Apparently the trans-fatty acids or something or other were banned because they were too unhealthy? It sucked. They gave me these little pills that tasted like hamburgers, but it just wasn't the same.

[miss_donalds]

That's just crazy!

I like all the other stuff, though, I can make that happen. Definitely not banning fast-food, geez!

[kawfeehero]

Them old guys don't know what they're talking about! Two centuries form now we gotta fight for fast food!

[miss_donalds]

It'll be a worthy battle! [pulls out two burgers and hands you one]

[kawfeehero]

Thanks doll! I haven't had one of these beauties in what seems like forever.

[ Takes a big bite out of it oh my god it is heaven. ]

[miss_donalds]

[not too pleased at being called doll by someone obviously her own age BUT OKAY

It's awright since she has a burger. Aaah. Silent adoration...]

So you're gonna tell me how to make this time-travelling machine, right?