part 131 snowmen

[aphanon_meme]

For some reason, I thought this was part 132 and almost named it the wrong number... I did that one time, a long while back. It's one of my greatest fears... okay not really a fear, but. Anyway! My week has been snowy so far. What about your's?

Enjoy part 131! :)

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[wrath_ofkhan]

Hey, Teutonic Roman Empire or whatever-your-name-is! What's that thing you got?

[teutonic_pruss]

TEUTONIC ORDER, BASTARD! LEARN MY AWESOME NAME ALREADY!

[points the gun awkwardly at you]

Ja, It's an Awesome teutonic Knight arrow shooter~

[wrath_ofkhan]

That little thing shoots arrows? Hahaha, no way! You're as bad at lying as you are at fighting, What's-Your-Face!

[teutonic_pruss]

Ja! It's really dangerous too! Ja, you know what! I'll show you. And then you'll remember what my awesome name is!

[aims the gun towards the air, and Shoots!]

[wrath_ofkhan]

[HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT]

Gunpowder!? That thing's gotta' use gunpowder, there's no other way-!!

[waitasecond; gotta' play it cool. Can't show weakness in front of tiny European idiot..]

[coughs and crosses arms, looks unimpressed]

...That's a trick.

[teutonic_pruss]

Gunpowder? Ja! It's called a gun!

[frowns]

IT'S NOT! I'm too awesome for tricks! [shoots the ground in front of him, points to the hole]

Ja, a trick can do that?

[wrath_ofkhan]

[still trying to play it cool but oh man, that thing blasted a hole in the ground how what's going on here]

That's fireworks or something. With a... with a rock in! It's gotta' be a trick.

[teutonic_pruss]

You're an idiot, how can that be a trick, stupid, I just showed you! It can hurt you bad if I shoot an arrow into you.

[wrath_ofkhan]

'Cause you can show people tricks that look real; and I'm not stupid, I saw right through you!

[teutonic_pruss]

Ja? Well I got shot by one of these~ [pulls down his tunic and shows you a nasty scar on his shoulder]

Does that look like a trick to you? Ja, you want me to give you a scar like that so you know it's not a trick?

[wrath_ofkhan]

No way! A-anything could've made that.

And I still don't believe you! I-I mean, you ain't even allowed to have a real sword; why would you be allowed to carry around some crazy hand-cannon or whatever?

[teutonic_pruss]

[Flushes and flails at you!]

I'M ALLOWED TO HAVE A SWORD! My schwester only took it away 'cause she doesn't understand what being awesome means! I'm allowed to have the metal arrow 'cause I'm really really awesome. That's why! I'm so awesome, I have Two guns and a big thing called a bomb!

[wrath_ofkhan]

[bursts out laughing-out of relief more that anything]

Ahahaha, nice try; you almost got me! Just one of these things'd be unbelievable, if they were real, but you want me to believe you got two!? And 'course I know what bombs are; everyone uses 'em! You're just as lame as ever, twerp.

[teutonic_pruss]

... [takes out the second gun, and turns around, points to the HUGE BOMB russia gave him]

You're kinda stubborn for a guy whose legs are so stubby they make him look like he's only has thighs and knees and no calves or ankles.

[wrath_ofkhan]

...

[stares; what's going on here, you mean these are actually real weapons and not a hoax]

-Y-yeah!? Well, I bet my stubby legs could still kick you, like... ten feet! Yeah!

[teutonic_pruss]

Ja, And I bet this metal arrow can knock you out before you could shuffle over here~