... Happy one-year birthday/anniversary/whatever you would like to call it! It's been a crazy, awesome, weird, fun year. ... I love you guys. ... and I'm eating string cheese. But mostly, I love you guys.
Enjoy part 129! :)
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SHUT IT.
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Mmm. Got really hot all've a sudden-
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THA'S F'R HITTIN' ME WHILE WE WERE PREGNANT, JERK!
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[he reels back]
Hey, fuck you! You started it!
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Did not! Y'hit me!
I j'st laughed t' ya 'nd suggested y'name the baby 'fter me. And groped y'r chest a little.
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[recovers]
[and hits back as hard as he can]
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[lunges forward, attempts to choke you with your own tunic]
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[also WHARRGARBL OH GOD THE PAIN]
[flails around trying to land a gut punch or something]
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[lets go, trying not to be sick all over you, stomach punches suck]
[wheezes, totally gonna get you for that]
[in a minute]
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[I'M GONNA HAVE ME SOME NICE, QUALITY TIME WITH OXYGEN.]
[but yeah. mark my word, your shit is about to get fucked up.]
'sides! 's not like we ended up stayin' with child!
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Y'didn't know that! Coulda had a kid with a birth defect! And had t' name 'm Danmark.
[huffs]
[gonna walk away and be the better man]
[anyway he totally has better stuff to do, like bathe]
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ASSHOLE!
[spits on the ground and waits until Sweden's a good ways away to sit down]
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