part 129 stringy cheese strings

[aphanon_meme]

... Happy one-year birthday/anniversary/whatever you would like to call it! It's been a crazy, awesome, weird, fun year. ... I love you guys. ... and I'm eating string cheese. But mostly, I love you guys.

Enjoy part 129! :)

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[berwaldergang]

[no one's watching, so why not?]

[removes tunic, bathing day might as well be today]

[berwaldergang]

[watches from behind some bushes]

[oh my]

Oh man I hope you don't mind me jumping on you agaaaaain

[italia_romana]

[innocently walking by after her nap]

[sees him removing his clothes]

[mental keyboard smash goes here]

pffff course not

[berwaldergang]

[does not see her yet]

[stretches, slings tunic over shoulder]

[hmm, probably should have asked somebody if there's a bath house or a stream nearby]

Re: pffff course not

[italia_romana]

Svezia! Put some fucking clothes on! You're in public!

Re: pffff course not

[berwaldergang]

[CLUTCHES TUNIC TO HIS BARE CHEST]

I didn't know 'nyone was here!

...'nd it's... bathin' day, 'nd...

[attempts to jam self back into tunic to shield her maiden's eyes, gets head stuck in armhole]

[italia_romana]

[looks away] Don't take everything off in the middle of everything, goddamnit! Wait until you get to the bathroom!

[berwaldergang]

[mumble mumble fight with tunic mumble]

[embarrassment]

[rights himself]

...s'place 's confusin'. Hard to know what's p'blic.

[but, well, bathing has become rather important]

So d'you know where th' bathhouse 's?

[italia_romana]

Bathhouse? I know you dress funny, but when the fuck are you from?

[grabs his arm and starts dragging him to a proper modern bathroom, thank you very much]

1000 AD

[berwaldergang]

[attempts to count on his fingers but is waaaay too flustered now]

[allows himself to be dragged]

What's w'rd 'bout baths? Don't y'bathe? Y'smell like y-

[OH BALDUR'S BOLLOCKS SHUT UP SWEDEN]

Re: 1000 AD

[italia_romana]

Of course I fucking bathe! Every day!

[finds a bathroom on the meme and shoves him in]

Re: 1000 AD

[berwaldergang]

[Recognizes]

[absolutely]

[nothing]

[stares around]

Where's th' water?

[italia_romana]

It comes out of the tap.

[closes the door behind them and runs the water to show him]

[berwaldergang]

[is not sure he wants to take a magic bath]

[plays with faucet, though, that is pretty boss]

[...as is having girls in the bathhouse]

[grabs a bar of soap, gives her an inquiring look, what is thissss]

[italia_romana]

...it's soap.

[lathers up her wet hand and lets him smell it]

[berwaldergang]

[weirdly nice for soap]

[doesn't smell of lye at all]

[this is assuredly time to take his tunic back off, right?]

[does so. Very close to Romana]

[is totally going to pretend coed bathing is the norm in Sweden.]