part 127 little candy hearts

[aphanon_meme]

... that taste like chalk! Happy Valentine's Day! I got everyone some cards... and by "got them" I mean saw them posted online and thought they were adorable enough to share with you guys! here you go!

Also, if I'm right, it's Lunar New Year, too! Happy Lunar New Year! :D

Enjoy part 127! :)

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[offshore_nation]

[...Throws a half-eaten biscuit at someone.]

[wrath_ofkhan]

[hit with half-eaten biscuit]

Hey! Who threw that!?

...

[picks up the biscuit and takes a bite]

[offshore_nation]

[Tries to look nonchalant. Whistles.]

[...Wait, did that guy just eat a half-eaten biscuit off the ground? Staaares.]

[wrath_ofkhan]

[notices]

You the kid that threw this thing at me?

[munch, munch]

...'S not too bad.

[offshore_nation]

No-- Wait, who're you calling a kid!? Who do you think you're talking...

[Watches.]

Eww, do you eat all your food off the floor like an animal?

[wrath_ofkhan]

'Course not! It just touched the floor, is all, anyway. No point in wasting good food.

[offshore_nation]

But it's dirty. What if someone with dog poop on their shoe stepped there earlier?

[Laughs. Haha, this guy's a poop-eater. So mature.]

[wrath_ofkhan]

Yeah, well, this floor looks clean to me. Freakishly clean.

You're gross, kid.

[offshore_nation]

Yeah, well... you still shouldn't eat food off the floor! And quit calling me a kid! I'm Sealand!

[wrath_ofkhan]

Who says? Nothing wrong if the floor's clean.

And I've never heard of you in my life. Feel kinda' bad for anybody who has.

[offshore_nation]

Everyone says! What are you, stu-- Wait, what? You looking for a fight, jerk?

[Holds up his fists.]

I can take you! Sealand can take on anyone!

[wrath_ofkhan]

You wanna fight me? What, are you stupid?

I ain't gonna fight you. I'd feel bad.

[offshore_nation]

What? Are you scared?

[wrath_ofkhan]

Scared? Yeah, scared I'd ruin my reputation. I got an image to maintain, yeah? Beating up a little brat like you would be way bad for PR.

[has conquered little!Russia, little!Belarus, little!Ukraine, little!Bulgaria, etc... and doesn't see any hypocrisy]

[offshore_nation]

Some reputation! I don't even know who you are! I knew it, you're just a big chicken!

ack, dinnertime! o/ Thanks for tagging

[wrath_ofkhan]

I'm the Mongol Empire. And I ain't a chicken; you just ain't worth it! You look like a sissy.