part 125 lights on the street

[aphanon_meme]

... Snow! And that's all I have to say about that. Anyway - fff another big breaking of LJ, I see. Good job, meme. It probably can't be good for LJ, but good job, anyway. :P

Enjoy part 125! :)

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[anonmemeslide]

[Now, anon, that's not nice! Everyone is allowed on the playground!]

[wrath_ofkhan]

Huh...? This some kinda' siege machine or something?

[walks up to the slide and starts examining it, looking for where the boulder would go, and where the release mechanism could be]

[anonmemeslide]

[Siege? No way would I be involved in something so dangerous! I'm a slide, a device designed for fun!]

[wiggles slightly with pride]

[wrath_ofkhan]

[first weird food talks to him, now a weird machine? Whatevs, he can take this in stride]

A... "slide"? So stuff slides down you?

[lightbulb!]

OH! You're for putting on top of the battlements, right? And when the enemy starts scaling the walls, people can pour boiling oil down you and onto their stupid heads!

[anonmemeslide]

[Yes, that's wha-]

[horrified]

[No, no! Nothing like that at all! People slide down me! And boiling oil would do horrors on my finish...]

[wrath_ofkhan]

[looks thoughtful]

Oooh. So you're for getting rid of the bodies? Must be pretty useful up high. Not so much on a normal battlefield, though; kinda' limited application you've got, huh?

[anonmemeslide]

[shaking, oh man why is everyone here so weird]

[N-no, nothing like that at all! I am an instrument of peace and entertainment! People use me to have fun, not for war purposes!]

[wrath_ofkhan]

Wait... "Peace and entertainment"? How?

[anonmemeslide]

[People climb the stairs on my back, then slide down the tube on the front! Usually people sit, but that's not the only way, I'm sure!]

[wrath_ofkhan]

...I still don't get it. Are you for some kinda' training drill, or what?

...

[climbs the slide, and sits down at the top]

[slides down!]

[comes to a stop at the bottom, and sits with his feet flat on the ground, arms crossed]

[anonmemeslide]

[I'm just for fun!]

[is slid on, doesn't break]

[See, that's all you do! Usually it's just the kids, but I won't say no to anyone.]

[wrath_ofkhan]

..."Fun", huh?

Well, I am a kid, I guess. Still look like one, at least. ...That mean you're for me?

[still sitting on the edge of the slide, not sure how he's supposed to feel about this]

(OOC: He's actually supposed to look around 11 years old. He's... just never really gotten the chance to ever have "fun"...)

[anonmemeslide]

[Yes, exactly! And I'm for everyone to enjoy! So... yes, I'm for you, too!]

[wrath_ofkhan]

"Enjoy"? So people actually... like that? They think it's "fun"?

[looks back up slide]

[anonmemeslide]

[Yup, that's usually how it works! Except people who are afraid of heights. They tend to avoid me...]

[wrath_ofkhan]

Well, I ain't afraid of nothing!

[quickly climbs up the slide again, aaaaand]

[slides down!]

[when he gets off the slide, he's smiling, juuust a bit-and doesn't realize it]