part 119 pieces of eight

[aphanon_meme]

... that's a lot of pieces of eight! I think. Sorry for the delay, more internet troubles... lol aka giving up on customer service and asking family to come over at night to fix our internet. I made them cookies. I don't know where this is going! I'm just rambling about things that don't matter

Comments

[tiny_limey]

But what if Dene- [sniff] mea- [snif] rc...

[holds his nose]

Good God, you smell of dead people; where the hell have you been?

[whataveweere]

I have been arranging this weapons amnesty. You're just being outright rude.

[tiny_limey]

And you're just being outright stupid.

A weapons what?

And why have you gone such a strange colour?

[whataveweere]

Amnesty! All weapons in no questions asked.

A... strange colour...

Do you have a mirror?

[tiny_limey]

What's its purpouse?

[rummages under his cloak and pulls out a surprisingly modern looking hand mirror, it's somwehat obvious he must have 'borrowed' it off of someone]

[whataveweere]

To make the meme a safer place!

[Takes the mirror]

[His mouth drops open and he struggles to regain composure]

Are you... [Gulps somewhat strangely, his swallowing muscles are struggling to not fall apart] Are you sure that it's not just green tinted?

[tiny_limey]

No it wouldn't. What if Denemearc tries attacking, again?

No. What use would I have for a green-tinted mirror, hmm?

Arrgh I hate not getting notifs

[whataveweere]

He won't. All meme citizens live... Sort of peacefully. That includes Denmark.

That means... I'm sure it's just a trick of the light...

S-same orz

[tiny_limey]

Peaceful?

Haven't you seen the Dene? Haven't you heard what happened to that small tomato idiot? N-not that I had any part in it, ahaha.

The light is perfecty normal, you're just green. Stop denying it.

brb~

[whataveweere]

The fewer weapons there are, the less chance there is for law breakers to be making problems.

I can't be green!

m'kay '3'/

[tiny_limey]

I'd like to see you try taking Denemearc's axe away. -hmph-

Doesn't stop you from being green. Or smelling like a corpse.

[whataveweere]

He'd be legally obliged and I would arrest him for possession of a dangerous weapon.

How? I can't be green! What would they say at the station?

[tiny_limey]

[unconvinced] Good luck with that. You'll need it.

How the hell would I know? I'm not the green one!

[whataveweere]

... Are there any other clues as to why I might be green?

[tiny_limey]

Err, you odour?

You were already green when I saw you, can't you remember anything that might have caused it?

[whataveweere]

.... What odour?

Nothing? At all?

[Looks rather desperate now]