part 119 pieces of eight

[aphanon_meme]

... that's a lot of pieces of eight! I think. Sorry for the delay, more internet troubles... lol aka giving up on customer service and asking family to come over at night to fix our internet. I made them cookies. I don't know where this is going! I'm just rambling about things that don't matter

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d-don't mind us, meme...

[maple_sickles]

[watching live-action shows about trauma surgery and emergency injuries has put him in the mood]

[flicks off the TV and heads for the bedroom, intent on pestering his dearest awhile]

yup nothing to see here, just move it along

[maple_sickles]

[is in semi-foul mood]

[looks through pamphlets advertising the outskirts of hetalianon-meme, backupanon-meme, and aphanonymous]

[sighs]

[ushers those who do not like bears away from this thread]

[maple_sickles]

[slips into the room, already mildly aroused]

Sweeeet~

I have been horrible and I believe a good punishing is in order...

[hops into bed with, budging the pamphlets aside to grope her and kiss at her neck]

Re: [ushers those who do not like bears away from this thread]

[maple_sickles]

[semi-foul mood just became near septic, especially at the grope-]

Hn! [moves away from groping hand and mouth]

I'm busy. Not right now, Matthew.

[covers her tender chest]

Re: [ushers those who do not like bears away from this thread]

[maple_sickles]

[well, this is new.]

[no longer mildly aroused]

I... take it you are unwell?

[is perplexed]

[maple_sickles]

Yes, that. I'm feeling unwell and will retire soon.

[Yes, that's it. Classic excuse]

[maple_sickles]

[unconvinced!]

[spoons, running his hands over her abdomen absently]

[distantly notes that what was once concave seems to have become convex lately]

Surely there is enough time for a quick bit of fun?

I might... like to attempt the use of these "Trojan" contraptions.

[maple_sickles]

Matthew, I said "I'm busy" and-

[! grits teeth]

you..would..like to use the contraptions now?

Not tonight.

[pulls away from and starts to organize pamphlets]

Did it take you this long to remember them?

[Kettle meet pot, what's that?]

[maple_sickles]

[Not As Planned. stays where he is for a moment, as if he can't believe what he's hearing]

.....

There is some issue, then.

[tempted to pet--or tug?--her hair, but for once exercises some restraint]

Speak. I'd enjoy things more if we could go back to the endless sex marathons without all this moodiness.

[maple_sickles]

[bites bottom lip, while looking down at the pamphlets]

[needlessly rearranges stacking order]

I'm just tired, that's-

[looks up with annoyance]

Moodiness? Well Matthew, what's wrong with spending entire days in bed, without doing a single thing except trying to satisfy an oversexed maniacal control frea-

[gets off of the bed and walks towards dresser]

-who can't take care of himself?

[maple_sickles]

[!!! Bitch!]

[that was a very low blow. It actually stings a bit.]

[sits up, all the sweetness leached from his expression]

Who is the oversexed "control freak" here, exactly? I seem to recall that it's you, woman, who insists on debasing me and torturing me before, during, or after the sex?

[Not As Planned!!!]

You couldn't get enough of me for the past few weeks; don't deny that.

[maple_sickles]

[organizes pamphlets in alphabetical order]

[tenses and swallows]

[3..2..1..]

[turns to face him, face in a stern expression]

Who is the one that enjoys the debasing and torturing? Who is the one asking for the act I-

[bites lip, if only she hadn't started..]

e-even if it was part of the issue, have I ever once turned you away?!

[yes, why didn't she, then she wouldn't be in a certain mess]

You are more than capable of taking care of your issue on your own.

[maple_sickles]

You could have, you know--! Clearly I was mistaken to think you were enjoying yourself as well!

[has a very perplexed expression; he is in disbelief at this point]

Is that what you want then?

[stands up, unzips fly, takes self in hand]

A show?

[maple_sickles]

I can't remember the last time I've had a full night's sleep without you waking me, groping at my chest! There's more to enjoying time without-

What are you?!-

I see that you are taking care of the issue. I will leave you in your privacy.

[goes to put on skirt]

[! fails]

[sucks in breath, tries again]

[fails!]

[shucks off skirt]

Have a good night.

[starts to make her way out of the room]

[maple_sickles]

[isn't even interested in the issue]

[it's not really even an issue anymore]

[lets it go]

Good Lord woman, but you're letting yourself go. Goodness, with all these bouts of irrational mood, the giant breasts, the obsessive eating, how fat you're getting...

Ha, one might think you're pr--

.....

.....

[expression deadens]

[brushes by her and storms out of the room abruptly]

[maple_sickles]

What do you mean letting-

[bites lip]

....

...I..

......

Matthew..?

[hand clinches on pamphlets]