part 113 white persian monkeys

[aphanon_meme]

Good morning/afternoon! Hopefully this isn't posted too late, I'm not sure when we maxed. Though it had to be during early morning, yet you guys still broke LJ... ;3; I'll never not be amazed at that in general. I'm easily amazed, aren't I?

Enjoy part 113! :)

(PS - There is a holiday anon meme gift event going on here!) (requesting is over but

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[offshore_nation]

[quietly claims the meme in the name of Sealand.]

[teaorgtfo]

[puts Sealand down, but holds on to his collar]

What if I give you...[searches his pockets]...three quid and this interesting piece of fluff?

[offshore_nation]

No! Recognize me as a country!

[teaorgtfo]

Like hell I will!

You're just a rusty little fort, there's nothing to recognise. Besides, you're not getting one inch of my territorial waters, while I'm around to stop it.

...you can have a go on my playstation?

[offshore_nation]

Your waters? Yeah right! I'd like to see you come anywhere near my awesome fort! My soldier will blow a hole in your head!

Playstation? I have a Wii, why would I want to play your old Playstation?

[Pulls on his collar.]

[teaorgtfo]

[rubs his forehead]

I have aircraft carriers bigger than your whole structure, I could blow you to smithereens if I wanted to...you're just not worth the trouble, that's all!

[grabs the collar with his other hand as well, and grips it more firmly]

It still works, I don't see why you need these new things all the time...fine, I'll buy you some bloody icecream, how's that?

[offshore_nation]

You wouldn't dare!

[Stops tugging.]

...How much ice cream?

[teaorgtfo]

If it wasn't a waste of ammunition, I would.

[smirks]

Lots. You can stuff your face on it to your heart's content, as long as you don't tell Sweden.

[offshore_nation]

[Growls.]

F-fine...

[But he is so telling Sweden.]

[teaorgtfo]

Right!

[lets go of Sealand's collar and offers him his hand to hold instead]

Lead on, then.

[offshore_nation]

[Bats his hand away.]

I'm not a little kid, jerk!

[Points towards the meme-house Sweden built.]

I'll go to bed, but I'm still not showing you how to get out!

[Sticks his tongue out at England.]

[teaorgtfo]

Fine! I don't give a toss what happens to you anyway, you bloody ungrateful little brat!

Just, just stay out of my way and don't cause any more trouble! I don't need your help, stupid little git, I'll be fine...

[kicks the dirt, turns sharply on his heel and marches away, shaking with anger]

[offshore_nation]

[Victory for Sealand!]

Whatever you say! Good luck, jerk!

[Laughs and runs off to the meme house, where he will play video games, jump on the bed, and stay up even later just to spite England. Oh yeah!]