part 107 jellybeans in the jar

[aphanon_meme]

I was at a fair, and they were having a contest. It said, 'Guess how many jelly beans there are in the jar, and you win a prize.' And I was like 'Ah c'mon, man, lemme just have some. Tell you what, you guess how many I want... if you said a handful, you are right.'... I love Mitch Hedberg. Anyway. Good job breaking LJ! Remember when like... 1

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[notnotawesome]

I mean--!!

[notnotawesome]

No!!

[notnotawesome]

...Wait.

[notnotawesome]

[Waits?]

[notnotawesome]

Seven in the evening ain't in the middle of the night!

oh sorry thought you were done lol

[notnotawesome]

But it's the BEGINNING of the night! You must have a pretty romantic date planned!

it's cool lol i should have done those numbers huh

[notnotawesome]

I don't got a date, man. Leave me alone!!

probably but it's no big deal!

[notnotawesome]

Oh... *hugs* I'm sorry, America. I know how much rejection hurts.

lol and sorry he sounds like prussia

[notnotawesome]

I didn't get rejected!! Quit assumin' things! I'm awesome being a lone kinda guy!

well...I always imagine Prussia as like...his uncle...IDK.

[notnotawesome]

Then why are you crying? D:

so cute uncle gilbo

[notnotawesome]

I'm not!! I.. I ate somethin' spicy just a while ago, that's all!

hehe

[notnotawesome]

Okay...what did you eat?

[notnotawesome]

...Uh. One of them... y'know. Spicy beef burritos. Good stuff!

[notnotawesome]

I guess it must have been, to make you cry like that.

[notnotawesome]

I wasn't cryin', dangit!!