part 107 jellybeans in the jar

[aphanon_meme]

I was at a fair, and they were having a contest. It said, 'Guess how many jelly beans there are in the jar, and you win a prize.' And I was like 'Ah c'mon, man, lemme just have some. Tell you what, you guess how many I want... if you said a handful, you are right.'... I love Mitch Hedberg. Anyway. Good job breaking LJ! Remember when like... 1

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/is late to the party and joins Bulgaria in the "shattering the mood" corner

[wrath_ofkhan]

[steps out from behind the correctly-done laundry, but not before pocketing a couple handkerchiefs]

...Hey, old man, what's with the long face?

OH BOY

[4kyearoldvirgin]

...Oh, I do not know, perhaps is because someone trespass and stealing my laundry IN FRONT OF MY EYES?

[Snatches a handkerchief guiltily hanging out from one of your pockets]

[wrath_ofkhan]

[tries to snatch it back, misses] [crosses arms instead]

You've got so much fancy stuff anyway, it's not like you'd miss a couple things or anything.

Hey, the gate was open, brother. Or did you forget to latch it in your old age? I heard some commotion, so I came to check it out.

[4kyearoldvirgin]

[Hands on his hips and leans forward, glaring]

Many OTHER people live here, of course we have lot of things!

What commotion, where commotion? You just find excuse to enter, isn't it? That is just so you.

[wrath_ofkhan]

[oho, pretends to not notice the glaring]

Yeah, and I bet you've still got more stuff than everyone else combined-c'mon, a guy like you getting all bent outta' shape over a couple pieces of linen? I'm considering those advance tribute, you know; you could say I'm doing you a favor.

...And sure, I heard something. What's with all these people? You throwing a party?

OOC: I don't know when else I'm going to have a chance to say this before you frolic away over the meme-horizon, but I'm going to miss you so badly. I was one of China's faithful concubines for many months, and have always loved following his threads; before I saw you RP, the canon character never did a thing for me, but you brought him to life.

And I really do have the worst timing ever-darn it, living on the other side of the world from you and barely having time to RP is a losing combination. I'm glad I got to thread with China at least a couple times, though-and I'm sure I'll see you around someday! You're going to pop by around New Years, I hope?Thanks, for

[4kyearoldvirgin]

[DICK]

WHAT?! WHAT TRIBUTE?! WHY I SHOULD GIVE YOU ANYTHING?!

Ah... no, no party.

I am leaving soon, so uh...

ooc: I'm SO sorry for not sticking around longer to have a chance to thread with you more :( timezones, how you will always be our enemy.

OH MAN I had no idea you were a concubine LOL that makes this thread so hilariously awkward HAHA. Thank you so much for the threads regardless- and hey, so we DID thread more than I thought then huh? I'm glad for that!

I don't know about New Years, I'm not sure if I'll be out during then. But I may or may not pop by. It's a little soon after leaving, isn't it?

Anyway, it's been a pleasure threading with you and I seriously hope another male China comes around so you can have epic lulz threads with them. I really look forward to that :)

Thank you so, so much.

(HAHA you're right. Cheesy old man.)

[wrath_ofkhan]

...Leaving, huh? So this is just some sappy pay-your-respects deal before you get outta' this "meme" place, then?

And yeah. Tribute. You know, what you're gonna pay me back in the real world, once all of your lands are finally part of my empire?

OOC: YES awkwardness o/ Hahaha I feel kind of like a double-agent. ♥

[4kyearoldvirgin]

I did not plan it, but I cannot helping if they are so kind to me!

HUH! You try conquer this meme first before you can say anything ridiculous like that!!

[wrath_ofkhan]

Well, someday I will! I'm gonna conquer the whole world, and this place is... well, if it's not in the world somewhere, where can it be, yeah? So it's part of the deal!

But I mean, now that you're leaving, I can't exactly conquer you and the meme in one go, so that's so much for two birds with one stone. Oh, well.

Where're you leaving to, anyway?

[4kyearoldvirgin]

[Scoffs and makes the most irritating sneer ever]

What big dream you have for little punk!

Leaving to?

Where I originally come from, of course.

none of my icons are quite bratty enough

[wrath_ofkhan]

Haha, so that'll be home, then? Let's see how high-and-mighty you're still acting when my armies come to kick the Song army's butt. Tchah, some alliance that was.

My dreams ain't just dreams, bro; you're so ancient history.

aw cute

[4kyearoldvirgin]

Home... haha...I wonder which is really home, over there, or...here...

Well, is good to see young one so high spirited and ambitious...but just because you are little punk, do not think I will hold back.

[wrath_ofkhan]

You, hold back? Wouldn't dream of it! I can handle anything you and that emperor of yours can throw at me, just you watch.

...Well, guess you've got to get back to... whatever it is you're doing. Heh; you're such a packrat, it'll probably take you ages to get all the stuff in this house packed away.

[grins, takes a handkerchief out of his pocket, and waves to China with it as he walks off]

Catch you later, old man!

OOC: ah, bedtime... poor little Mongol Empire, it would kind of blow his mind if he learned that this was China from nearly eight hundred years in the future.

Good night, dude, and good luck at uni! You're in the home stretch. o/ Much love.

[4kyearoldvirgin]

Well I--

[Notices the handkerchief in your hand]

AAAAHHHH, YOUUUUU!!!

...

[Sighs]

I wonder when he will realize-- ah... he should be okay.

Aw dude, sorry for the late tag ;_; goodnight!! And thank you!!