part 107 jellybeans in the jar

[aphanon_meme]

I was at a fair, and they were having a contest. It said, 'Guess how many jelly beans there are in the jar, and you win a prize.' And I was like 'Ah c'mon, man, lemme just have some. Tell you what, you guess how many I want... if you said a handful, you are right.'... I love Mitch Hedberg. Anyway. Good job breaking LJ! Remember when like... 1

Comments

[tiny_limey]

Damn, missed page 1

Ah, hello part 107.

what the hell is a jellybean?

[tiny_limey]

Forget that, you want a jellybaby.

[tiny_limey]

Why would I want a baby?

[tiny_limey]

To suckle on and eat- http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/19/Jellybabies.jpg

tasty treats

[tiny_limey]

So they're not real babies. N-not that I thought you meant real babies, that is.

[tiny_limey]

America!

There's only one way to find out if they're tasty, hmm? [holds his hand out]

[tiny_limey]

[grabs a handful and pops one in his moth]

-hmm-

[ and another one]

[and then some more]

and packets the last two]

Are they, ah, easy to grow?

good ol' hyperspace '3'7

[tiny_limey]

[looks a little disappointed]

You did say they were beans, hmm? Why can't you grow them?

Yep -3-

[tiny_limey]

I see, then I'll be needing more than just the two.

Ah, what's that?

[tiny_limey]

You were the one who said you couldn't grow them.

[takes his gift]

Ah, thanks. Some kind of doll, I guess?