part 105 carrots in the soup

[aphanon_meme]

... I'm craving soup really bad right now. Mmm. Sorry about the delay! Busy bee today... bzzz. How is your New Year so far?

Enjoy part 105!

(PS - There is a holiday anon meme gift event going on here!) (also I'm pretty sure requesting is over but you can still fill!)

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Comments

http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/28654.html?thread=268728046#t268728046 - o-oh dear /o\

[tiny_limey]

Oh god.

[taking advantage of you beind distracted with cleaning yourself he, uh...

... kicks you in the crotch]

[whatsthehammer]

[AWWWW HERE IT GOES, HERE IT GOES, HERE IT GOES, HERE IT GOES AGAIN.]

[ENGLAND - 1, SKAGEN - 0. Denmark is down for the count!]

[tiny_limey]

[caught between the urge to run away as fast as someone who's over waist-deep in a stream can and the urge to take advantage of the situation]

...

[resorts to throwing pebbles and rocks at you instead.]

EAT THIS! AND THIS! THIS TOO....

[whatsthehammer]

[whiiiiiiiiine. oh man, those were my vital regions.]

Hey! Fffffff-f-fuck you!

[this is so not cool!]

the alpacas

[tiny_limey]

You're lucky this opportunity was, ah, unexpected

[one last kick and then tries wading his way out of the stream before you have a chance to recover. Or that's what he's planning to do, the stream is making the 'wading away' part somewhat difficult]

[whatsthehammer]

[uh-oh. how difficult we talking, here? because now that the OH GOD PAIN and the nausea are starting to subside, Denmark's uncurling out of his little pain ball]

owowowow little fucker

[tiny_limey]

[wihing he hadn't tried wading in a direction that wasn't agaist the current (and that the stream was a little shallower), he's finding that getting out of this stream is taking a lot longer than planned.]

That dare was almost as bad as that... that... -ergh-

[whatsthehammer]

I oughta beat the shit outta...

[oh, hey there, you!]

...you.

[mine? is an evil grin. heeeey, englaaaaaand...]

1/2

[tiny_limey]

[ stops and turns around]

What?

2/2

[tiny_limey]

Shit.

[instantly regretting turning around, he tries running the last foot-or-or so out of the stream, but is slowed down significantly by the water; as a last-ditch attempt to get away, he practically throws himself onto the bank]

Ummmph

[slips over as he tries standing up]

[whatsthehammer]

[aaaaand, sup, England, were you going somewhere?]

[grabs the back of his clothes and just hauls him back]

Hey, England! Going so soon?

[tiny_limey]

[unable to do much about it initially as he's hauled back so quickly]

Guh...AAAAH!

[struggles somewhat uselessly]

P-PUT ME DOWN YOU... YOU...

[whatsthehammer]

Oh? Why should I, Britannien?

Hey, hey, Britannien, that reminds me! Do you know a guy called "Prussia"?

[tiny_limey]

B-BECAUSE YOU SHOULD!

Wed kid who says 'awesome' every other word? What has he got to do with anything... LET ME GO, DAMN IT!

fffff. this is, like, the third time he's roughed up a kid in under 24 hours, oh god

[whatsthehammer]

He tried to attack me yesterday, too, yanno.

[drops]

Heheh. Whoops!

Well, I never imagined viking!Denmark to be that err, kid friendly, eheh ;3;

[tiny_limey]

I have nothing to do wi- [dropped] - AAAAAAGH!

[-splash!-]

Ah...ooow...