part 104 little monkeys jumping on the bed

[aphanon_meme]

For those of you already in 2010, hello from the past! How's the future so far? And for those of us still waiting, this is the last post made in 2009! Weird. I can't believe it's been 10 years since the ~new Millennium~ and the Y2K scare. I think we still have some leftover supplies from that whole thing... oh well. Did anyone make any New Year's

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Re: ITT: Uke headcount

[tiny_limey]

Some idiot called me clueless.

after asking me supid and pointless questions. So they're clearly the clueless...

what the hell is a uke?

injects bribery

[tiny_limey]

And what kind of market would sell such an item?

Re: injects bribery

[tiny_limey]

Walmart, probably. Or the dollar sto- wait, you don't have... you know what? Ask older-you to drive you to whatever the British equivalent of a dollar store is.

Re: injects bribery

[tiny_limey]

Er- right.

What kind of places are they?

Re: injects bribery

[tiny_limey]

Shelves upon shelves of products! It might get a bit confusing, actually. But they usually have stuff like silly putty near the cash register, or the toy aisle. I'm sure you'll find it somewhere. Thanks for the help! [ruffles your hair and wanders off, need to figure out how to make a good steak...]

Re: injects bribery

[tiny_limey]

[aaaand wanders right back] Actually, I have a delivery for you. Geez, I almost forgot today, too...

Re: injects bribery

[tiny_limey]

Ah, I see. I'm sure my older self'll know what to look out for

[ruffled] -hmph] Then , good b... back so soon?

You do? What is it?

Re: injects bribery

[tiny_limey]

From Green, by the way.

[gives you this:
]

It was supposed to be for Christmas but she, uh, didn't want you to try and kill her again. Apparently.

ohman oh god, I dunno if I could ever bring myself to eat that - 'tis just too pretty *3*

[tiny_limey]

Is that some kind of sculpture? I-I looks so lifel- -ahem-

Did she make this herself?

You should inform her that a second attempt on her life would be far too impractical.

...oh this is a cake, isn't it? I thought it was made of rock <:3c

[tiny_limey]

Yep. An edible sculpture. How cool is that? :D

I don't know, actually! I didn't get to ask her. She probably did.

Awesome. Now, she also asked to relay a message- about, er, what happened before Christmas.

Re: ...oh this is a cake, isn't it? I thought it was made of rock <:3c

[tiny_limey]

E-edible? Such work into something you eat? [can just about contain his wonder]

This message being?

Re: ...oh this is a cake, isn't it? I thought it was made of rock <:3c

[tiny_limey]

Yes. [doesn't bother to contain hers]

Basically she told me to make sure you knew she didn't do it. So, uh, she didn't do it!

Re: ...oh this is a cake, isn't it? I thought it was made of rock <:3c

[tiny_limey]

...

Didn't do what?

Re: ...oh this is a cake, isn't it? I thought it was made of rock <:3c

[tiny_limey]

...She didn't kill me. Or have any sort of negative effect on me that might have lead to it. Just in case you still thought that, I mean.

Re: ...oh this is a cake, isn't it? I thought it was made of rock <:3c

[tiny_limey]

Ah...

To tell the truth, I hadn't even thought about that since you, ah, came back.

But if that is the truth, who did kill you?

Re: ...oh this is a cake, isn't it? I thought it was made of rock <:3c

[tiny_limey]

[gives you a crooked smile] Now see, that might have hurt if I hadn't done the same thing. If Green hadn't asked I wouldn't have remembered to bring up.

Still, if you don't know it was America at this point, maybe it was better that she did...