part 99 is cleaning the chimney

[aphanon_meme]

I'm sorry for yet another delay in a new part! I did some last minute Christmas gift things today, haha. Last minute is somehow more fun for me. By the way, if we end up maxing on Christmas or (though it'd be soon?) Christmas Eve, I should be able to get a new part up somewhat quick, depending on how long it takes me to get online to see

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[tiny_limey]

[looks down into the hole]

...

The accursed thing's still here, hmm?

[is considering filling it in]

[tiny_limey]

/looks up

YOU!
i've got a bone to pick with you, boy!

- oh, and i think this belongs to you
/tosses the mag up

[tiny_limey]

....

What the hell? Have we even met?

[dodges the mag, just about]

Well, yes. But that's besides the point.

[tiny_limey]

w-well! no! but it's not like you can tell, anyway! all us anonymous look the same, don't we? i wasn't stalking you or anything

my AMAZING intuition tells me that you are England- or maybe Albion would be more appropriate but regardless, you are most definitely England, at least in the future, and you most definitely have an empire, and America is most definitely one of your future colonies, but that time is long since past! you can't just go around trying to create new empires, telling young, impressionable America to kidnap anonymous!

[tiny_limey]

That's besides the point. Then why did you mention it? [suspicious~]

I never told America to kidnap anyone, where did you get that ridiculous idea from?

[tiny_limey]

i really should have striked that text out

anon told me that he had trapped us in a pit so he could make us a part of the british empire! why would he do such a thing on his own? that's- it's not in his character! you obviously had some sort of influence on him!

[tiny_limey]

Anon, there is more than one of me here, or have you been too stupid to notice that, hmm?

[tiny_limey]

all i've seen for the past few weeks are you-

/accusatory finger-jab

- and one very drunk, horny, spaniard-chasing pirate! and him and america don't interact nearly as often as you two do!

[tiny_limey]

Then I have nothing to do with this. Perhaps it was another anon with rather unusual interests?

[tiny_limey]

it's not improbable, i suppose- but still! what sort of motives must a person have to be so- so- THOUGHTLESS!

/BREAKS A SLIDE

I HOPE THEY'RE HAPPY! I HOPE THEY'RE HAPPY BLUE FONT IS DEAD!

[tiny_limey]

[wonders how this 'slide' thing got into the pit but shrugs it off]

...

They'd better not be happy.

[tiny_limey]

...no! n-no they damn well better not be!

/clenches fists

i didn't think he'd- i mean he's just a kid, how could he-

I'm off to bed now, g'night o/

[tiny_limey]

And if they are, I'll make sure they won't be happy for much longer.

[sighs]

g'night!

[tiny_limey]

/frowns at you, but you look sufficiently unhappy given the circumstances, so might as well relent

.... sorry. guess i shouldn't have jumped to conclusions.

err. i'll... see myself out.

/uses the steps other-anon made in the wall to climb out, and awkwardly shuffles off