Part 8.

[aphanon_meme]

Hey, hey guys... why was six afraid of seven? ... Aha. Anyway. Is six days the fastest you guys have managed to max it in?! I'm too lazy to actually check. Still, wow, that's crazy. Good job

Comments

[helsinki_rocks]

Do you think I could get away with hanging out washing tomorrow naked if I do it early enough in the morning?

[helsinki_rocks]

Peter, what did I just say?! I'm not a whore, you shouldn't use words like that, especially about your dad! A whore is somebody who has sex with lots of different people- I'm not one of those. Also, I do keep my clothes on most od the time!

...you've never what?

[sealand_rules]

What?

Don't try and change the subject, just stay dressed and make dinner or something

[helsinki_rocks]

You can make your own dinner if you're going to talk to me like that! And you still haven't told me what "it's not like I've never-" done.

[sealand_rules]

What haven't you done?

[helsinki_rocks]

Quite a lot of things- but you've done something and I think you should tell me. You know I won't be mad.

[sealand_rules]

What are you talking about? You know, I can go out if you wanna go all free form and hang the washing out...

[helsinki_rocks]

You said- never mind.

If you'd rather be out of the house when I hang out the washing, that's fine- but where are you going to go? You know I don't mind heading outside early so you don't see me!

[sealand_rules]

What did dad say when you told him? You did tell him right?

[helsinki_rocks]

Your other dad doesn't mind. *smile*

[sealand_rules]

Well if you wanna go outside, testicles a-flailing more power to you and little mummy

[helsinki_rocks]

Peter! You should never be ashamed of your body, and this is one way of showing it. You don't have to be so rude...

[sealand_rules]

I'm not ashamed of my body, it's yours we're talking about

[helsinki_rocks]

Well, I'm not ashamed of my body, so I believe I can walk about and flaunt it in my own house, right?

[sealand_rules]

Fine! Whatever! Let your freak flag fly!

[helsinki_rocks]

*pinches bridge of nose and sighs*

I don't know what's gotten into you today...