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Part 8.

Apr 30, 2009 00:36

Hey, hey guys... why was six afraid of seven? ... Aha. Anyway. Is six days the fastest you guys have managed to max it in?! I'm too lazy to actually check. Still, wow, that's crazy. Good job ( Read more... )

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ex_frantics April 30 2009, 06:46:22 UTC

It is a very good name! Simple, yet classy.

ex_frantics April 30 2009, 06:47:40 UTC

and so very like you.
<3

ex_frantics April 30 2009, 06:49:35 UTC

But what should we call your normal mail?

Why is it when I search "condoms and 'french letter'" I get a paper titled "Letter From England"?

misterunionjack April 30 2009, 06:54:13 UTC

That French bastard has nothing to do with me!

ex_frantics April 30 2009, 06:57:35 UTC

Yet you called them 'French letters' for 'ow long? Angleterre, you are just jealous I came up with them first!

misterunionjack April 30 2009, 07:00:25 UTC

Like hell you did! I -- shit, no, I am not jealous! You can keep your goddamned condoms to yourself; I've got nothing to do with them!

ex_frantics April 30 2009, 07:04:32 UTC

But you use them too, n'est-ce pas? [ Goes through his pockets. Pulls out a foiled-wrapped square, 'Durex' written all over it ] Look Angleterre, it is your lucky day! A strawberry-flavored préservatif, small size! [ Hands it to England and laughs ]

not_america April 30 2009, 07:08:42 UTC

I'm sure you would know how big it is...

ex_frantics April 30 2009, 07:11:30 UTC

It is...comme çi comme ça. Still, you would think it wouldn't be so petite with the way he acts 'igh and mighty.

not_america April 30 2009, 07:13:11 UTC

W-what--wait, I didn't REALLY want to know!!

misterunionjack April 30 2009, 07:20:36 UTC

I WILL STRING YOU UP BY YOUR TOES AND SET FIRE TO YOUR HAIR AND DANGLE YOU OVER A PIT OF ACID WITH A NOOSE 'ROUND YOUR GODDAMNED NECK and by God, YOU WILL STAY THERE UNTIL THE UNIVERSE DECIDES TO COLLAPSE IF I HAVE ANY SAY IN IT.

ex_frantics April 30 2009, 07:21:46 UTC

ONLY IF YOU CATCH ME, ANGLETERRE! [And runs away like the good Frenchman he is ]

misterunionjack April 30 2009, 07:26:01 UTC

Run while you can! I WILL FIND YOU AND YOU WILL DIE.

misterunionjack April 30 2009, 07:08:46 UTC

Why the hell are you giving me this.

ex_frantics April 30 2009, 07:14:30 UTC

In case you get lucky in that rainy, gloomy little island of yours. And it is your size! I am very generous, non?

misterunionjack April 30 2009, 07:17:05 UTC

[He starts shaking.] I -- I thought I -- YOU GIT! [He chucks the square whatever-it-is right back at France.] I thought I told you to keep them!

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