part 83 ran so far away

[aphanon_meme]

It was going to be titled after the pumpkin shortage, but, I can't handle that many shortages so I'm pretending like that isn't happening. Especially around the US Thanksgiving, too... ;3; Pumpkin, noooo. Well. Anyway!

Enjoy part 83! :)

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[tiny_limey]

Ah, hello part 83.

[tiny_limey]

[shoots arrows at you]

[tiny_limey]

GET LOST!

[shoots arrows back]

[tiny_limey]

[hides behind a tree]

[snipes at you from there]

[tiny_limey]

THAT'S CHEATING

[focuses on dodging your arrows instead]

[tiny_limey]

[laughing at you from behind my tree]

[stops shooting arrows and starts catapulting stones at your head instead]

[tiny_limey]

THAT'S IT

[charges towards the tree]

[is hit on the head with a rock and is knocked over]

Ow...

[tiny_limey]

[leaps out from behind the tree, pulls out a sword and tries to pin you to the ground with it]

[tiny_limey]

[is dazed for a few seconds]

[tries to roll out of the way but is too slow]

[pinned]

FUCK

[tiny_limey]

Well, look at that. England, helpless on his back. I haven't seen a sight like this since, oh, last week wasn't it? But this time, I'm getting rid of you for good, you worthless little brat.

[raises the sword in preparation for hacking off your head]

[tiny_limey]

L-last w-week? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

[Tries to struggle, punch and kick as much as someone who is pinned down can]

[tiny_limey]

[stumbles slightly as one of your kicks connects, sending the sword whizzing down an inch from your throat]

Very funny, brat.

[Attempts another slice at your vulnerable areas]

[tiny_limey]

Not. Being. Funny.

[continues the same 'struggle, punch, kick' strategy - and is so focused on it, he just about notices the sword connecting with his arm, causing a rather large deep wound]

[tiny_limey]

Then you're even denser than you act, which shouldn't be possible.

[staggers slightly from the constant assault, but pulls the sword into position again]

Well, that's a start. [grins at the blood, then lashes out with left foot and brings the sword down at your throat again a moment later]

[tiny_limey]

[spits at you]

Fuck you, anon.

[still hasn't stopped struggling]

[pub_andgo]

*Sneaks up behind anon who is attacking his younger self and picks them up by the scuff of their neck*

What do you think you're doing?