part 74 could've danced all night

[aphanon_meme]

I hope everyone had a good weekend, holiday or not! It went by so quickly, it seems... still fun, though! :)

Enjoy part 74!

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Comments

[offshore_nation]

I think you need to lay off the sweets anyway, old man!

[o_santa_bb]

What makes you say that, boy? Sweets make me happy!

[offshore_nation]

You don't see it? Should I get you a mirror, St. Fatty?

[o_santa_bb]

It's part of my image! Would you recognize a skinny Santa? Hohoho!

[offshore_nation]

But Mama's skinny, and everyone recognizes Mama!

Would the other nations recognize me if I were morbidly obese?

[o_santa_bb]

Your Mama was skinny to begin with!

Oh, they probably would, especially with you brows hat

[offshore_nation]

Of course, Mama's perfect! Can your reindeer even pull your sleigh with you in it?

My hat? But I always wear this and they still ignore me!

[o_santa_bb]

They certainly can!

Perhaps they ignore you because they know it's you?

[offshore_nation]

No way. Liar! They'd break their legs!

That can't be it, no one would ignore the glorious nation of Sealand! Unless they're a big jerk.

Even a lard-bucket like you is talking to me!

[o_santa_bb]

Well they're magical reindeer!

I'm only talking to you because you're talking to me, son! Sealand? Hmm... where is that, if you don't mind me asking?

[offshore_nation]

That must be a crapload of magic!

Shouldn't you know? What happened to all that "he sees you when your sleeping, he knows when your awake" stuff?

[o_santa_bb]

Oh you have no idea!

I watch over children, not countries! Is Sealand even a country, son?

[offshore_nation]

Well I'm both, so what's the problem? Of course Sealand is a country! Even a wide-load like you must have heard about me at some point!

You've probably even brought presents to some of my nobles!

fdsfdsf sorry 'bout that

[o_santa_bb]

Well... no, not really. I think Finland may have mentioned you once or twice, though!

so am I orz sorry!

[offshore_nation]

I'm sure Mama's mentioned me more than once or twice! You must have been too busy downing cookies to pay attention!

It's okay, the great nation of Sealand forgives you!